I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


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Sean K - Apr 12, 2005 8:38:03 am PDT #1802 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And I stand by my Buying Houses In Movies Almost Always A Very Very Bad Idea argument.

See Also: The Money Pit, Ummm.... other movies where people buy homes and Bad Stuff happens. (Can't really remember others right now, but I know there's lots of them)


Aims - Apr 12, 2005 8:42:01 am PDT #1803 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok, scary(ish) movie title needed. I think it's something like Gate oto Hell or something with Gate. Anyway, basically, a hellmouth opens up in thsi backyard and these teeny little evil demon guys, that you're totally supposed to be afraid but aren't cause-so cute, come running out and terrorize kids.


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2005 8:43:28 am PDT #1804 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Darby O'Gill and the Little People?

Okay, that was a joke.


brenda m - Apr 12, 2005 8:43:38 am PDT #1805 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I love that movie. Fucked up, though. Also, check your mail.


Aims - Apr 12, 2005 8:44:02 am PDT #1806 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"Make 3 wishes big or small. Make a fourth you lose them all."


Sean K - Apr 12, 2005 8:44:19 am PDT #1807 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The Gate! Which had its world premiere screening in Hell, Michigan.


Jessica - Apr 12, 2005 8:44:46 am PDT #1808 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Panic Room.

(Another don't-buy-a-house movie, not the Gates to Hell.)


beekaytee - Apr 12, 2005 8:44:48 am PDT #1809 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

other movies where people buy homes and Bad Stuff happens.

Pacific Heights. Creepy Michael Keaton!

Duplex. Couldn't bring myself to see it. The bad stuff that happened turned out to be making a movie with Drew Barrymore, Ben Stiller and some evil old lady.


Tom Scola - Apr 12, 2005 8:46:29 am PDT #1810 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Things turned out OK with the house in Miracle on 34th Street, although technically, they didn't buy the house, it was a present from Santa.


askye - Apr 12, 2005 8:47:22 am PDT #1811 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

Polterigiest is don't buy a house built on an Indian burial ground.