I love The Fifth Element. The thing is, there's a ton of stuff in it that would irritate the hell out of me normally, but taken together it all works.

when was the last time you played a random game of volleyball? Who does that, like, ever, (outside of college)?

Pretty much any time I get together with my meatspace friends.

Funny, I've always hated the ending of Grease, but never said anything to anyone but my sister cause I thought I was reading too much into it. Also, WTF flying car??

ita has the right of it. I always hoped for a nice DUI/assault police arrest for Danny and maybe an overdose for ONJ. So, yes, a happy ending.

I just wish we could swap the ending with THELMA & LOUISE.

Accidental but absolutely PERFECT X-post the with empress. Bwah!

the stage production, in which Frenchy has a pregnancy scare.

So there are two?

No, I just have no brain.

All Rizzo and Kenickie had in common were hormones.

But she didn't just put on a pair of pants, not hardly.

The cigarette and hair explosion are other signs. "Tell me about it...stud" is just window dressing, by that point.

Although I think Rizzo and Kenickie are headed for big trouble.

I can see them going either way. I can also see them settling down and becoming the strictest parents on the block ("I know that trick. I used that trick. You aren't going to get away with it like I did.")

Shut it. It's also about social climbing = great.

And Nazi sympathizers. Don't forget the Nazi sympathizers.

Shut it.

And Nazi sympathizers. Don't forget the Nazi sympathizers.

Does it count as a message if it's completely glossed over?

It's Sprintime for Hitler, and Germany...