Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?

'War Stories'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 26, 2005 2:51:32 am PST #1305 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ugh. I got Mike Meyers. I think I'd rather be Afleck - at least I'd be hot in the midst of my smug insufferability.


Lee - Mar 26, 2005 3:49:30 am PST #1306 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I was Stockard Channing, who was the only one I was hoping for from the first group.


StuntHusband - Mar 26, 2005 5:22:32 am PST #1307 of 10002
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Hm. Bruce Willis. Not entirely impossible, since we share a hairstyle - however, Darwin Mayflower can take the Hawk any day of the week.


Thomash - Mar 26, 2005 5:28:00 am PST #1308 of 10002
I have a plan.

I am Benicio del Toro.

smooch smooch


Gandalfe - Mar 26, 2005 6:03:12 am PST #1309 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Yeah, but it means you're really good in anything.

This makes me realise that Gene Hackman is the Jason Ogg of Hollywood, for those of you who catch the Discworld reference. The price he pays for being good in anything is that he has to do everything.


sumi - Mar 26, 2005 7:40:12 am PST #1310 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Hmm, I was Kathy Bates.


Beverly - Mar 26, 2005 8:23:07 am PST #1311 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh, I'd love to be Stockard Channing. I got Carol Burnett--which you know, not that far off, from what I've read about her. Pretty no-nonsense, no-shit sort of person, with a wry, dark-humored outlook. Prone to breaking up hysterically over small silly things. Yeah, fits.


Alicia K - Mar 26, 2005 4:01:45 pm PST #1312 of 10002
Uncertainty could be our guiding light.

Last night I watched The Virgin Suicides and liked it quite a bit. I'd forgotten that Kirsten Dunst used to be cute. What happened?


Frankenbuddha - Mar 26, 2005 4:41:01 pm PST #1313 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh. My. God.

For the two or three Buffistas who will appreciate this (hayden being one), I was just listening to the commentary track on ALFREDO GARCIA and they were talking about how Sam Peckinpah had two actors in the back of his head to play Benny....Warren Oates (natch) and...PETER FALK!

Turns out the two were friends, and given his work for Cassavettes I can sorata see it, but OH MY, does the mind boggle. I mean, Oates was brilliant, but I'd love to see Peter Falk doing the conversations with Al's head (not quite sure about the crab cleaning scene, but didn't really need Warren for that either).


beekaytee - Mar 27, 2005 12:00:22 pm PST #1314 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

I came out Meg Ryan on the Actor's Studio quiz.

That's me. Plucky.

Pluck, pluck, pluck. I got me plenty o pluck.

Plus...I'm short.

And people have always wanted to have what I'm having.