By which I mean, all of you people who took the girl path, of course.
Thats the thing. I took the girl path and I got Hugh Grant. I think maybe they're trying to tell me something.
'Potential'
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By which I mean, all of you people who took the girl path, of course.
Thats the thing. I took the girl path and I got Hugh Grant. I think maybe they're trying to tell me something.
Okay. That's really funny, Jars. Maybe they just wanted you to be the first to know that Hugh Grant's a girl.
Ugh. I got Mike Meyers. I think I'd rather be Afleck - at least I'd be hot in the midst of my smug insufferability.
I was Stockard Channing, who was the only one I was hoping for from the first group.
Hm. Bruce Willis. Not entirely impossible, since we share a hairstyle - however, Darwin Mayflower can take the Hawk any day of the week.
I am Benicio del Toro.
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Yeah, but it means you're really good in anything.
This makes me realise that Gene Hackman is the Jason Ogg of Hollywood, for those of you who catch the Discworld reference. The price he pays for being good in anything is that he has to do everything.
Hmm, I was Kathy Bates.
Oh, I'd love to be Stockard Channing. I got Carol Burnett--which you know, not that far off, from what I've read about her. Pretty no-nonsense, no-shit sort of person, with a wry, dark-humored outlook. Prone to breaking up hysterically over small silly things. Yeah, fits.
Last night I watched The Virgin Suicides and liked it quite a bit. I'd forgotten that Kirsten Dunst used to be cute. What happened?