What is the one most important thing our society needs?
That would be... harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan. [Crowd is silent] And world peace!
Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me - she said they were Satan's panties!
Stan: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Cheryl "Rhode Island": That's a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.
You think I'm gorgeous, you want to kiss me... You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to hug me... You want to smooch me... You want to...
Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
Put... the candle... back.
I suggest you put on a tie.
Give him the sed-a-give?!!
Invites Tom over to watch The Ref.
HA! I just bought this on DVD yesterday (along with RAISING ARIZONA and BRING ME THE HEAD OF ALFREDO GARCIA).
So - where's the thread where we talk about movies again?
t /wiseass...oh who am I kidding, this never closes
Put... the bunny... back... in the... box.
He's a fountain of misplaced rage.
You make me want to be a better man.