Joyce: And what did you do tonight? Dawn: Irritated Giles. I'm beginning to get why Buffy likes it so much.

'Get It Done'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 1:24:30 pm PST #1182 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

runs straight into the Lifestyle Barrier with Gandalfe's quote

Owie.

My work here is done . . . .

Seriously, tho, that is one of the most uncomfortable scenes for me to sit through in all of (non-pr0n) filmdom. Even though it's brilliant and hilarious. But art's not supposed to be comfortable.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 1:25:56 pm PST #1183 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have to admit -- the sheer pussy density makes my head jerk back, even just reading the words.


Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 1:27:32 pm PST #1184 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

I have to admit -- the sheer pussy density makes my head jerk back, even just reading the words.

Ditto. Particularly in the huge font I use. :)


Pix - Mar 24, 2005 1:28:25 pm PST #1185 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

And I have to admit, again I forgot what thread I was in and thought, ""Huh. Well that's a kerfuffle waiting to happen."


StuntHusband - Mar 24, 2005 1:30:10 pm PST #1186 of 10002
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I'm still flinching, and that post has scrolled to the next page. It's mere proximity is making the crackly noise of "not over here, thanks!"

Hm. A quote. Or two.

"Just what this country needs - a cock in a frock on a rock."

"Is that an...ABBA turd?"


Sheryl - Mar 24, 2005 1:31:31 pm PST #1187 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

It's a fine line between clever and stupid.


Aims - Mar 24, 2005 1:32:14 pm PST #1188 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I didn't ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don't think so! Did I ask you to be making me over and jump all kinds of hoops like some circus poodle? No, I don't think so! Do I want to go to jail because of some cop killer? No, I don't think so! So as soon as we get to the next town I am jumping on the first man and riding him all the way to New York City and away from you two puckered up, stuck up putas 'cause this trip sucks! It sucks!


Aims - Mar 24, 2005 1:35:25 pm PST #1189 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

When a straight man puts on a dress and goes on a sexual kick he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation he is a Transsexual. When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag queen. And when a tired little Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress!


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 1:38:22 pm PST #1190 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.


StuntHusband - Mar 24, 2005 1:38:45 pm PST #1191 of 10002
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Get away from me, Claude.