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DavidS - Mar 24, 2005 11:53:19 am PST #1128 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

...just can't stay away from Full Metal Jacket. That's profane poetry there...

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Believe it or not, but under fire, Animal Mother can be a wonderful human being. All he needs is somebody throwing grenades at him 'til the end of his life.

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I feel like I'm running a small nursery with someone I used to date.

Heh. New father.


Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 11:54:56 am PST #1129 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.


Fred Pete - Mar 24, 2005 11:55:48 am PST #1130 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

You can't handle the truth!


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 11:56:49 am PST #1131 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Anybody wanna peanut?


Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 11:58:03 am PST #1132 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

When you spend enough time around the chemistry of desperation, you come to recognize the smell. One desperate element is combustible. More than one desperate element is lethal.


Jars - Mar 24, 2005 11:58:36 am PST #1133 of 10002

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.


Betsy HP - Mar 24, 2005 11:58:55 am PST #1134 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Being in love means never having to say you're sorry.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.


Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 11:59:25 am PST #1135 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Try not to suck any cocks on your way through the parking lot!


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 12:01:14 pm PST #1136 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Thirty-seven!!!???


Fred Pete - Mar 24, 2005 12:02:40 pm PST #1137 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

I've had two years to grow claws mother. Jungle red.