You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Polter-Cow - Apr 27, 2012 12:40:10 pm PDT #9169 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's just spiteful.

Not spiteful, just oblivious. He has a tendency to post trivia like that without thinking about how much a newbie might actually know at that point.

(Is it wrong that I'm gleefully looking forward to the newbie heads exploding at the end of "I Only Have Eyes For You"?)

From season two?


erikaj - Apr 27, 2012 12:52:12 pm PDT #9170 of 10458
Always Anti-fascist!

Sometimes I don't know if I want to hug Mark or hit him with a tranquilizer dart...it's most unsettling.


quester - Apr 27, 2012 1:16:06 pm PDT #9171 of 10458
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

So, the guy - kickpuncher - he's just messing with the newbies when he talks about Dawn's appearences in earlier seasons, right? Or is he really that delusional?

I just read the comments after Mark's review of Buffy vs Dracula.


Polter-Cow - Apr 27, 2012 1:19:54 pm PDT #9172 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, we're all messing with them. Those comments were glorious. We've actually been planning for that post for months. Every episode, we would guess what Dawn's involvement would have been in it.


quester - Apr 27, 2012 1:23:18 pm PDT #9173 of 10458
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Ah, a conspiracy! And he doesn't suspect a thing?


Polter-Cow - Apr 27, 2012 1:27:10 pm PDT #9174 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well, it was all in rot13, and there were constant reminders that we couldn't actually call her Dawn since she isn't named in that first episode.

It was actually pretty timely because we'd just spent The Princess Bride doing the same thing (pretending Morgenstern was real), except that time, he was totally doing it too. Then the tables were turned!

It was fun to watch some of the newbies be totally confused, like, wait, did I REALLY somehow miss this character all this time?? Now it's an amusing little game to continue.

...We make our own fun.


quester - Apr 27, 2012 1:36:07 pm PDT #9175 of 10458
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

So, what is rot13? Is that all the gibberish writing?


Polter-Cow - Apr 27, 2012 1:38:34 pm PDT #9176 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yep, it's a simple cipher, just rotating the alphabet by thirteen letters. Makes it much easier to have spoilery discussions!

Also, that's what all the stuff about nuns is about. Because when you laugh at Mark's unpreparedness (Ahahahahahaha), it comes out Nununununu in rot13. Nuns!


quester - Apr 27, 2012 2:00:09 pm PDT #9177 of 10458
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Well, ok then. Now, I need to go back and read some more!


Polgara - Apr 27, 2012 2:58:14 pm PDT #9178 of 10458
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Crap, I mean "I Was Made to Love You." I always confuse those two titles.