Oh wait, that's Kickpuncher. He's seen the show and being hilarious.
Ah. OK. That's less unintentionally hilarious. But still funny.
Tara: That was funny if you've studied Taglarin mystic rites and... are a total dork... Riley: Then how come Xander didn't laugh?
'Selfless'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
victor infante - Apr 25, 2012 12:07:01 pm PDT #9162 of 10458
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Polter-Cow - Apr 25, 2012 12:13:38 pm PDT #9163 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
He's been really good at making intentionally ironic statements that newbies would not be able to recognize as such.
He also had some hilarious fake predictions for Angel S2.
Angel and co. will spend like four episodes just hanging out with some random guy who owns a karaoke bar.
SOUNDS ridiculous, but...
But my favorite was this combo:
-Angel will dance if he wants to.
-He'll leave his friends behind.
Because the second part is ACTUALLY TRUE.
Polter-Cow - Apr 27, 2012 11:22:31 am PDT #9164 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The end of "Out of My Mind" just broke Mark's brain.
Polgara - Apr 27, 2012 11:27:27 am PDT #9165 of 10458
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
Omigod. Some IDIOT commenter totally alluded to Joyce's fate. MFer! I really hope he spoiled as few people as possible before it was deleted. Grrrrrr!
Polter-Cow - Apr 27, 2012 11:35:05 am PDT #9166 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I saw that and didn't immediately jump on it because I didn't remember whether the episode said anything at all about a possible death, but then it got reported by, like, everyone.
Polgara - Apr 27, 2012 11:47:46 am PDT #9167 of 10458
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
He spoiled at least one person, and dammit, not cool. The next episode does start alluding to a possibly longer storyline--Joyce has more headaches, Buffy runs into Ben again--but still. That's just spiteful. Hmph.
(Is it wrong that I'm gleefully looking forward to the newbie heads exploding at the end of "I Only Have Eyes For You"?)
sj - Apr 27, 2012 12:00:07 pm PDT #9168 of 10458
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I can't start laughing over Mark's reaction to Spike's dream about Buffy at the end of "Out of My Mind". I don't think he is going to like S6 much.
Polter-Cow - Apr 27, 2012 12:40:10 pm PDT #9169 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That's just spiteful.
Not spiteful, just oblivious. He has a tendency to post trivia like that without thinking about how much a newbie might actually know at that point.
(Is it wrong that I'm gleefully looking forward to the newbie heads exploding at the end of "I Only Have Eyes For You"?)
From season two?
erikaj - Apr 27, 2012 12:52:12 pm PDT #9170 of 10458
Always Anti-fascist!
Sometimes I don't know if I want to hug Mark or hit him with a tranquilizer dart...it's most unsettling.
quester - Apr 27, 2012 1:16:06 pm PDT #9171 of 10458
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
So, the guy - kickpuncher - he's just messing with the newbies when he talks about Dawn's appearences in earlier seasons, right? Or is he really that delusional?
I just read the comments after Mark's review of Buffy vs Dracula.