Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


billytea - Apr 05, 2012 6:11:27 am PDT #9078 of 10458
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Where they all sing, "We are as Gods!"


DavidS - Apr 05, 2012 6:40:43 am PDT #9079 of 10458
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

why is there no device or narration to tell me what is happening.

There is! The Jonathanized opening credits. Pay attention, Mark!

He's going to love Restless. Like love-love, and want to marry it have its babies.

Does he know that there's a metacommentary over here on his commentary? Buffistas Watch Mark Watching Buffy and Angel.


Connie Neil - Apr 05, 2012 6:43:15 am PDT #9080 of 10458
brillig

I don't think him going I HAS ALL THE FEELS!!! would go over well here.


Polter-Cow - Apr 05, 2012 6:46:39 am PDT #9081 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, we're not as bad as Snarkfest, but I wouldn't want him reading over here.


-t - Apr 05, 2012 6:47:50 am PDT #9082 of 10458
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

He watched "Primeval" last night, and he is just SO CONFUSED about how that wasn't the finale.

Aw, I remember feeling exactly the same when it aired. And then Restless was all mind-blowing and awesome. Good times.


chrismg - Apr 05, 2012 7:07:45 am PDT #9083 of 10458
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

He's at the point with Buffy where he just can't believe how good it is and he just wants to tell everyone to watch it because how could you not have seen this amazingness.

Clearly us old, cynical fans need to follow the Doctor's example, and acquire young, unspoiled companions to remind just how amazing the whole thing is.


erikaj - Apr 05, 2012 7:12:56 am PDT #9084 of 10458
Always Anti-fascist!

Can there be mocking? But then, again, he's probably allergic. But, dude, it's just *television*.(says the woman in a fandom that's had the "clean shoot" argument for like, fifteen years...ok, I'm busted. But, really, there are events in my family that don't wring that much out of me, I'm serious. Maybe it's like James Brown having to be helped offstage to show how much he left it all on the road, are there robes and everything?) I don't know if Mark should watch Justified RIGHT NOW, or never, ever, since that is the thing on TV that makes me say "Holy shit," because so much is so unexpected and there isn't ominous music or "narration preparing us for what's happening"(Well, okay, sometimes you get Boyd Crowder)


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2012 7:13:37 am PDT #9085 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What is this Snarkfest? Are they really really mean? Are they jaded and cruel Big Old Internet Queens? Tell me, tell me.

(My god, I can't believe he still hasn't learnt how to watch TV yet. Like, it's your job, and you still haven't worked out how it works...)


erikaj - Apr 05, 2012 7:15:43 am PDT #9086 of 10458
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod, ita.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2012 7:50:19 am PDT #9087 of 10458
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Like, it's your job, and you still haven't worked out how it works.

On the one hand, I completely agree. On the other hand, I'm not the one who figured out how to make watching TV my job so maybe I'm the one doing it wrong.