(Wait, this is probably why I'm this single, huh? Pointing out what's lethal at Lowe's.)

I was walking past storage containers at Lowe's one day, and I thought, "You could put a body in that." Some of my favorite things: hardware and crime.

I have no dating advice, except that vampires will break your heart.

I've been plotting to do so ever since I deviously went and got myself born seven years after you. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

And, you contrived to be born female! A cunning plan indeed.

I saw so many posts in this thread, I checked to see if Mark had posted early. But no, we're just talking about outliving our mates and how dateable P-C is. I've screwed up and fallen in love with a man 8 years my junior. But if I hadn't I'd be at the front of the line for the P-C dating pool, absolutely.

I've screwed up and fallen in love with a man 8 years my junior

How is that a screwup?

It'll be harder to outlive him, is all. On the other hand, maybe we can time it perfectly!

On the other hand, maybe we can time it perfectly!

Exactly! Don't act like you can't take control!

Does Mark know who plays Denethor in the movie?

Because I know he's a Fringe fan.

I think he knows, but I'm not sure.

In other news, Mark loves "Doppelgangland."

I’m pretty sure that when we all ascend to heaven that we will have to watch “Dopplegängland” before we are allowed through the pearly gates. Whenever a person views “Dopplegängland,” fourteen French bulldog puppies are born. Every time we laugh at a brilliant joke in “Dopplegängland,” scientists are one step closer to discovering a cure for the common cold.

Even though he can't spell it right.

For real, though, this might be my most perfect episode of the show so far. It was a goddamn treat to watch, intelligently written in terms of dialogue and character development, and one of the funnier things I’ve experienced. Bravo, Joss Whedon. You allowed joy to exist, and it was wonderful.

P.-C.! Ask her out! ASK HER.

Who? Vamp Willow?