I sincerely and earnestly aim never to be single again until I'm much too elderly to care
Look at that blatant intent to outlive me!
A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
DavidS - Feb 22, 2012 9:19:00 am PST #8741 of 10727
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
JZ - Feb 22, 2012 9:21:46 am PST #8742 of 10727
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I've been plotting to do so ever since I deviously went and got myself born seven years after you. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
erikaj - Feb 22, 2012 9:25:20 am PST #8743 of 10727
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Y'all don't have any vacant buildings around, do you?
DavidS - Feb 22, 2012 9:27:59 am PST #8744 of 10727
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Y'all don't have any vacant buildings around, do you?
I should check her history and see if she's shopping for nail guns.
JZ - Feb 22, 2012 9:36:54 am PST #8745 of 10727
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Psssshhht. I'm in it for the long game. You just watch your back somewhere around your 88 1/2th birthday.
erikaj - Feb 22, 2012 9:38:23 am PST #8746 of 10727
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
I would. (Wait, this is probably why I'm this single, huh? Pointing out what's lethal at Lowe's.)
Connie Neil - Feb 22, 2012 9:42:10 am PST #8747 of 10727
brillig
Hubby and I often quote Angel when at the hardware stores. "They didn't even have chainsaws then."
Ginger - Feb 22, 2012 9:45:23 am PST #8748 of 10727
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
(Wait, this is probably why I'm this single, huh? Pointing out what's lethal at Lowe's.)
I was walking past storage containers at Lowe's one day, and I thought, "You could put a body in that." Some of my favorite things: hardware and crime.
I have no dating advice, except that vampires will break your heart.
billytea - Feb 22, 2012 10:22:12 am PST #8749 of 10727
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I've been plotting to do so ever since I deviously went and got myself born seven years after you. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
And, you contrived to be born female! A cunning plan indeed.
Laga - Feb 22, 2012 10:40:08 am PST #8750 of 10727
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I saw so many posts in this thread, I checked to see if Mark had posted early. But no, we're just talking about outliving our mates and how dateable P-C is. I've screwed up and fallen in love with a man 8 years my junior. But if I hadn't I'd be at the front of the line for the P-C dating pool, absolutely.