I sincerely and earnestly aim never to be single again until I'm much too elderly to care
Look at that blatant intent to outlive me!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
I sincerely and earnestly aim never to be single again until I'm much too elderly to care
Look at that blatant intent to outlive me!
I've been plotting to do so ever since I deviously went and got myself born seven years after you. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Y'all don't have any vacant buildings around, do you?
Y'all don't have any vacant buildings around, do you?
I should check her history and see if she's shopping for nail guns.
Psssshhht. I'm in it for the long game. You just watch your back somewhere around your 88 1/2th birthday.
I would. (Wait, this is probably why I'm this single, huh? Pointing out what's lethal at Lowe's.)
Hubby and I often quote Angel when at the hardware stores. "They didn't even have chainsaws then."
(Wait, this is probably why I'm this single, huh? Pointing out what's lethal at Lowe's.)
I was walking past storage containers at Lowe's one day, and I thought, "You could put a body in that." Some of my favorite things: hardware and crime.
I have no dating advice, except that vampires will break your heart.
I've been plotting to do so ever since I deviously went and got myself born seven years after you. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
And, you contrived to be born female! A cunning plan indeed.
I saw so many posts in this thread, I checked to see if Mark had posted early. But no, we're just talking about outliving our mates and how dateable P-C is. I've screwed up and fallen in love with a man 8 years my junior. But if I hadn't I'd be at the front of the line for the P-C dating pool, absolutely.