"Lovers Walk" is up, and it's an angry letter to Joss. Heh. Oh, Mark. Get used to the pain!
Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.
'War Stories'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
Polter-Cow - Feb 10, 2012 10:14:27 am PST #8589 of 10459
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
§ ita § - Feb 10, 2012 10:18:51 am PST #8590 of 10459
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Get used to the pain!
Isn't he making money off of never doing that?
victor infante - Feb 10, 2012 10:33:48 am PST #8591 of 10459
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Death Count: 5 - The shopkeeper, three vampires, and my own heart. That counts fuck you.
Heh.
Jessica - Feb 10, 2012 10:39:30 am PST #8592 of 10459
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The all ASSCAPS review just makes me think of the line from the Incredibles - when everyone's special, no one is.
When everything's asscaps, nothing is. It stops looking like flaily-armed shouting and just looks like a broken keyboard.
Ginger - Feb 10, 2012 10:47:15 am PST #8593 of 10459
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It's a shame browsers don't have a "change to sentence case" function.
Polter-Cow - Feb 10, 2012 11:11:59 am PST #8594 of 10459
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ooh, someone in the comments made the case for Willow as Slytherin, which I had never considered, but it makes sense. And then someone else finished it up by noting that Buffy is Gryffindor, Xander is Hufflepuff, and Giles is Ravenclaw.
le nubian - Feb 10, 2012 11:14:39 am PST #8595 of 10459
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I think you can make a good case for Giles as Gryffindor though. It seems to me that if Hermione is Gryffindor, Willow probably is too.
It is what the hat senses you want. In Seasons 1 and 2, for Willow I think the answer would be Gryffindor.
Polter-Cow - Feb 10, 2012 11:18:07 am PST #8596 of 10459
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
True. I think the way she uses magic, though, constantly using it to fix her problems, often without taking other people into consideration, speaks to her Slytherin side.
I like Xander in Hufflepuff, though, since one of his most salient qualities is his loyalty. Although his bravery in going out into the fray without having any special powers is very Gryffindor.
le nubian - Feb 10, 2012 11:21:37 am PST #8597 of 10459
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I think the way she uses magic, though, constantly using it to fix her problems, often without taking other people into consideration, speaks to her Slytherin side.
But this is Season 3-5 Willow, not Season 1 or 2 Willow, yes?
Polter-Cow - Feb 10, 2012 11:23:47 am PST #8598 of 10459
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh, yes. I was talking about Willow as a whole.