Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.

'Safe'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


DavidS - Feb 08, 2012 12:15:36 pm PST #8582 of 10459
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm okay with maybe one-asscaping recap every season or so. But Buffy brings jaw-dropping developments with such frequency that he's going to have to just post a .GIF of his O-FACE!!! frozen into a grim rictus of unpreparedness.

He hasn't even gotten to The Wish, or Doppelgangland or The Zeppo.


erikaj - Feb 08, 2012 12:18:08 pm PST #8583 of 10459
Always Anti-fascist!

my brother has a rescue Sheltie that barks at everything like he has never seen it before. That is kind of what Mark seems like. Although, you're right, Rayne, it could be a wide-eyed persona by now, because nobody would come to the "S'alright," blog.


Rayne - Feb 08, 2012 12:23:16 pm PST #8584 of 10459
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire

He just did one for The Two Towers not too long ago, and several people reacted with "Yay! An all asscaps review!" So obviously some people like them.


Polter-Cow - Feb 08, 2012 1:09:22 pm PST #8585 of 10459
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Heh, today's Popular Off-Topic Thread is about how bad American chocolate is.


DCJensen - Feb 08, 2012 5:46:52 pm PST #8586 of 10459
All is well that ends in pizza.

I blame Milton Hershey.


Zenkitty - Feb 09, 2012 7:04:22 pm PST #8587 of 10459
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I actually like the flaily asscaps. It reminds me of a friend of mine who writes like that. It's an adopted persona, of course, but it's an appropriate one! He's a big puppy of glee and amazement and horror. HE JUST HAS SO MANY FEELS IDEK


Frankenbuddha - Feb 10, 2012 9:56:57 am PST #8588 of 10459
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Revelations is up at Mark Watches. The last bit of it is great given that Lover's Walk & The Wish are next:

There’s one last thing I wanted to bring up: Willow and Xander, you are GREATLY DISAPPOINTING ME WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS. It’s especially ironic given the fact that both of them, especially Xander, are up in arms about Buffy lying. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU TWO THINK YOU ARE DOING? Oh god, it’s only going to end in disaster, isn’t it? My heart is already pre-breaking for Cordy and Oz.


Polter-Cow - Feb 10, 2012 10:14:27 am PST #8589 of 10459
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

"Lovers Walk" is up, and it's an angry letter to Joss. Heh. Oh, Mark. Get used to the pain!


§ ita § - Feb 10, 2012 10:18:51 am PST #8590 of 10459
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Get used to the pain!

Isn't he making money off of never doing that?


victor infante - Feb 10, 2012 10:33:48 am PST #8591 of 10459
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Death Count: 5 - The shopkeeper, three vampires, and my own heart. That counts fuck you.

Heh.