That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


sj - Nov 22, 2010 1:46:08 pm PST #7602 of 10464
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

When the possibility of this movie came up before I think I remember reading that they would have the rights to the movie characters but not the TV characters, is that right?


§ ita § - Nov 22, 2010 1:50:08 pm PST #7603 of 10464
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have never wanted to procreate more than I do right now, just so I can say this:

I'm a goddamn baby-making, life taking MACHINE! Why should I care how many people I have to kill? I can just make MORE in my TUMMY!


Holli - Nov 22, 2010 1:51:30 pm PST #7604 of 10464
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

I think that's right, sj. So for all those Pike fans out there, their moment has finally arrived.


Allyson - Nov 22, 2010 1:52:30 pm PST #7605 of 10464
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Puffy?


Allyson - Nov 22, 2010 1:52:44 pm PST #7606 of 10464
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Bike?


Allyson - Nov 22, 2010 1:52:52 pm PST #7607 of 10464
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Doesn't work.


§ ita § - Nov 22, 2010 1:54:22 pm PST #7608 of 10464
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bike totally works. In a fandom-bike-everyone-rides-them sort of way.


Steph L. - Nov 22, 2010 3:01:14 pm PST #7609 of 10464
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Maybe it's like Springtime for Hitler and they need the tax write-off.

As always, I love erika.

I am never ready for a crappy remake of a great original which has an entire SERIES full of awesome.

How long was it between The Addams Family show and movies? (I know, not the same ballpark, but the movies were pretty awesome.)


-t - Nov 22, 2010 3:06:19 pm PST #7610 of 10464
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

According to IMDB, the series ended in '66, first movie in '91, so 25 years.


Strix - Nov 22, 2010 3:50:05 pm PST #7611 of 10464
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, fuck no! No, no, no, the Kuzui's have NOTHING to do with Buffy except some goddamn paperwork. This will be horrible. I can't watch.

Roven added: “There is an active fan base eagerly awaiting this character’s return…While this is not your high-school Buffy, she’ll be just as witty, tough and sexy as we all remember her to be.”

Um, hi? That "active fan base" would crawl over glass, maybe, for a Whedon return, but there is no "active fan base" (at least not one with which I wish to be connected) that is looking forward to this.

Unless pigs start flying outta my ass, and this girl with no experience writing is a frickin' genius and they can pull off a Buffy who's not SMG (because of the massive association of the role with her), this will be a travesty.

Batman reboots work because fucking worked because Batman wears a goddamned SUIT, and people are invested in Batman, not ___________ as Bruce Wayne. Buffy is always Buffy. And to have a different Scooby gang? A Watcher?? There's no way this is gonna end well.

UGH. NAST. BLEARGH.

...ok, I just had to get that out. Whew.