But she was naked! And all... articulate!

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Gris - Jul 27, 2006 6:29:16 pm PDT #3265 of 10464
Hey. New board.

Yeah, my real goal was "something funny." Buffy came to mind mostly because, you know, I like it and sometimes it's really funny. But I'm definitely starting to think that the wit/humor is a) too subtle for the average ninth grader and b) requires more background than I can give them to really be developed.

Oh well. Thanks for the help.

Rewriting "To be" from a math teacher perspective is a fun idea. Our English teacher is going to do a classical ballet piece in which she falls in love with a book.

Actually, I could probably sing some slightly modified version of "Seasons of Love" from Rent that really plays off the whole numbers thing, too.

I'd love to read Pooh, but, yeah, not gonna go over. This is my first chance to impress them a little. Pooh is for six months in, when they like me and want to hear that I love them, which is what Pooh is all about. It's a read-aloud-to-people-you-love book. Right now, being funny or interesting is the goal.


Ginger - Jul 28, 2006 3:35:13 am PDT #3266 of 10464
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

How about Irving Kaplansky's song about pi?

3 1 41 Oh (5) my (9), here's (2) a (6) song (5) to (3) sing (5) about (8,9) pi (7).
Not a sigma or mu but a well-known Greek letter too.
You can have your alphas and the great phi-bates, and omega for a friend,
But that's just what a circle doesn't have--a beginning or an end.
3 1 4 1 5 9 is a ratio we don't define;
Two pi times radii gives circumf'rence you can rely;
If you square the radius times the pi, you will get the circle's space.
Here's a song about pi, fit for a mathematician's embrace.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2006 4:40:13 am PDT #3267 of 10464
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Scroll down for a random puppet Spike.

Oy.

Rest of the stuff is pretty funny too.


brenda m - Jul 28, 2006 5:18:35 am PDT #3268 of 10464
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, that's awful. Love the Monty Python Horse Kit, though.


IAmNotReallyASpring - Aug 01, 2006 3:28:56 pm PDT #3269 of 10464
I think Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel

'Wrecked' is bad. But those shots of the floor in the crack den turning into a forest of the most vivid green and then, the beast, appearing and disappearing, dragging a woman's body behind are good. So dark and strange and too good for their surrounds.


DavidS - Aug 03, 2006 6:21:00 am PDT #3270 of 10464
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Nicholas Brendon is getting good reviews in a play running in Los Angeles. (registration or bugmenot required for LA Times)

It's a play about Salvador Dali's brief stint working at Disney. Dali is played by...Noah Wylie.


juliana - Aug 03, 2006 6:26:40 am PDT #3271 of 10464
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

It's a play about Salvador Dali's brief stint working at Disney.

Lobster Alice! Huzzah!

(It debuted at the Jungle Theater right when I moved back to the Cities. Actually not a large fan of the play, but glad to see more exposure.)


Frankenbuddha - Aug 04, 2006 3:49:07 am PDT #3272 of 10464
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So, I got home and found a message I my answering machine from a woman who is half a couple I've had the first season of Buffy out to for years but they've never watched, in the hope of converting them (someone tried to convert the husband OUAT, and the episode in question was "Innocence" where he decided the way they dealt with the judge was so stupid vis-a-vis the prophecy for him that he's never given it a chance since), and who I did convert to FIREFLY and FARSCAPE.

The message? "Do you have the first season of ANGEL, because I've been watching it at the gym, because it's a lot better than the alternative watching the middle east bomb the crap out of each other, and I really like it.", or words to that effect. Better a late toaster than never, I guess.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 04, 2006 8:17:24 am PDT #3273 of 10464
What is even happening?

Well, you really can't have too much toast.

OUAT
What does that mean?


Frankenbuddha - Aug 04, 2006 8:21:20 am PDT #3274 of 10464
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Once upon a time. Probably should be OUaT.