It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 07, 2006 3:20:04 am PDT #3137 of 10596
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

coldhearted, one-man weapon of mass destruction.

Pretty limited bit of mass destruction, though. Unless they mean the BLOOD MONEY Wes video and the mass destruction of people's eyes.


Strega - Jul 07, 2006 3:41:39 am PDT #3138 of 10596

Oh lord. No, it was just Redefinition. So he sets Darla and Dru on fire. I mean, sure, it was cool, but it wasn't massive. Or even destructive, since they both survived..

I kinda love all the adjectives (intently reinvents himself!), but the WMD bit is the winner.


tiggy - Jul 07, 2006 3:59:46 am PDT #3139 of 10596
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

I love Redefinition. that could be my Lindsey love talking though. season two remains my favorite.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 07, 2006 4:12:17 am PDT #3140 of 10596
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Didn't Angel take out all the minion wanna-be's that Darla and Dru we're going to choose from prior to torching D&D? That's a bit more of a case of mass destruction.

Still minor compared to the damage caused by the Wes video.


Polter-Cow - Jul 07, 2006 4:49:56 am PDT #3141 of 10596
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I kinda love all the adjectives

I started internally cracking up at the "deadly serious" part.


Polter-Cow - Jul 07, 2006 5:33:52 am PDT #3142 of 10596
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Here's something amusing: a series of e-mails during Angel S5.


Kalshane - Jul 07, 2006 5:52:04 am PDT #3143 of 10596
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Heh. That was good, but I think the e-mail addresses were my favorite part.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 07, 2006 6:00:07 am PDT #3144 of 10596
What is even happening?

Oh lord. No, it was just Redefinition. So he sets Darla and Dru on fire. I mean, sure, it was cool, but it wasn't massive. Or even destructive, since they both survived..

That wasn't the episode where he locked the lawyers in the wine cellar?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 07, 2006 6:01:25 am PDT #3145 of 10596
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yeah, Angel offed at least a dozen prospective minions, but I suspect it was all in the name of having dramatic BEHOLD MY PAIN AND DESPAIR moments.

edit: Cindy, that was "Reunion," the previous episode.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 07, 2006 6:03:49 am PDT #3146 of 10596
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Redifinition" is also the one where Angel never says a word to another character. There's a voiceover, but he never talks to anyone (not even Merle when he's dunking him).