And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 01, 2006 12:20:17 pm PST #2714 of 10469
What is even happening?

How hard would it be, between takes, not to refer to Mr. "I just wanna be a big snake"?
Impossibibble. That's how hard.
ASH to play character based on Elton John...
I read about that, this morning. ASH is just so much sexier than Elton. Every blessing Elton got was seemingly musical, where ASH is just...mmm--like Mmmm cookies kind of mmmm.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 01, 2006 5:27:21 pm PST #2715 of 10469
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

But, also musically gifted. And he can be fuglied up, no prob.


Vortex - Feb 01, 2006 7:19:03 pm PST #2716 of 10469
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

no fugly! no fugly! there's no reason taht we can't rewrite history to make Elton John more attractive.


tina f. - Feb 01, 2006 8:07:16 pm PST #2717 of 10469

there's no reason taht we can't rewrite history to make Elton John more attractive.

Right. It is just based on Elton John after all.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 02, 2006 5:06:12 am PST #2718 of 10469
What is even happening?

no fugly! no fugly! there's no reason taht we can't rewrite history to make Elton John more attractive.

Yes, this.

(And I'm aghast at Matt's suggestion.)


Nutty - Feb 02, 2006 6:04:22 am PST #2719 of 10469
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

For one thing, ASH is like a meter taller than Elton John, yes? And has no need for bad hairpieces. So except for the potential for "concept" costumes, there isn't much danger of the truly awful-looking. Dressing like a color-blind pimp, yes, but -- aren't you people fans of David Boreanaz?? You should be used to that.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 02, 2006 6:08:39 am PST #2720 of 10469
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

For one thing, ASH is like a meter taller than Elton John, yes? And has no need for bad hairpieces. So except for the potential for "concept" costumes, there isn't much danger of the truly awful-looking. Dressing like a color-blind pimp, yes, but -- aren't you people fans of David Boreanaz?? You should be used to that.

I'd definitely enjoy seeing ASH in the Pinball Wizard costume.


brenda m - Feb 02, 2006 6:10:31 am PST #2721 of 10469
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So I'm the only one who gets a distinctly watch-from-the-hall vibe from this news?


DebetEsse - Feb 02, 2006 6:14:56 am PST #2722 of 10469
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Brenda, I'm certainly worried that it could go very, very wrong. I choose to remain cautiously optimistic.


§ ita § - Feb 02, 2006 7:06:19 am PST #2723 of 10469
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Worried about this?