Well, the answer was "NO! Where do you get these ideas?" But there were a lot of that sort of question.
In fact, when the instructor brought up John Wayne Bobbitt, that idea fell by the wayside all on its own.
Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.
'Touched'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
§ ita § - Nov 20, 2005 3:35:21 am PST #2466 of 10459
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
billytea - Nov 20, 2005 3:57:10 am PST #2467 of 10459
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In fact, when the instructor brought up John Wayne Bobbitt, that idea fell by the wayside all on its own.
Apparently it's surprisingly hard to bite that off. Penises are very stringy.
§ ita § - Nov 20, 2005 4:19:16 am PST #2468 of 10459
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Talk of challenges...
But no, it wasn't about biting off appendages, but about storing them once separated.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 20, 2005 6:05:31 am PST #2469 of 10459
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Lorena used a kitchen knife, didn't she?
Vortex - Nov 20, 2005 6:58:55 am PST #2470 of 10459
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
yes, she did.
Una - Nov 20, 2005 10:26:56 am PST #2471 of 10459
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
Someone on Grey's Anatomy bit off her rapist's penis. And if it's on TV, it must be true.
Betsy HP - Nov 20, 2005 4:21:32 pm PST #2472 of 10459
If I only had a brain...
But no, it wasn't about biting off appendages, but about storing them once separated.
The best place for a separated tooth is right back in the socket it came from, right?
Fred Pete - Nov 20, 2005 4:26:05 pm PST #2473 of 10459
Ann, that's a ferret.
Someone on Grey's Anatomy bit off her rapist's penis. And if it's on TV, it must be true.
Couple of literary references to same. World According to Garp, of course, the incident-in-the-car-that-gets-rear-ended.
Shawshank Redemption handled it in a more interesting way. A new prisoner is threatened with rape. New Prisoner says, in effect, if you force me, I'll bite down. And if you kill me, my jaws will lock, and they may have to cut it off if they can't open my jaws. Let's just say Potential Rapist did not care to test that argument.
Polter-Cow - Nov 20, 2005 4:35:41 pm PST #2474 of 10459
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oz had the biting off of the tip.
§ ita § - Nov 20, 2005 4:43:26 pm PST #2475 of 10459
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The best place for a separated tooth is right back in the socket it came from, right?
We were told to put it in milk.