Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Strega - Sep 13, 2005 7:59:44 am PDT #2086 of 10459

I can understand it as a term of the curse if the accursed knows about it, because I would imagine that a soul which was restored in order to make a person feel horrific guilt forever,

This is the only way I can make sense of it, too. My personal fanwank is that the original intention was to tell Angel the details of the curse. But they didn't count on Darla, Spike, & Dru dropping in and killing everyone who knew that there was still one more item on the to-do list. So basically, the gypsy plan would have worked if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 13, 2005 8:00:41 am PDT #2087 of 10459
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

They really should have had Kakistos decay to a skeleton, complete with breeze out of nowhere to stir the ashes just like in those old Dracula movies.

Probably should have given the same treatment to Dracula himself, too.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 13, 2005 8:05:15 am PDT #2088 of 10459
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Probably should have given the same treatment to Dracula himself, too.

Well, yeah, there's another one. There, they were at least cheeky about breaking there own rules, but it felt like a cheap laugh (sort of like the big honking castle in the same ep) at the expense of four years of prior story.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 13, 2005 8:21:42 am PDT #2089 of 10459
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm willing to give them a pass on Dracula since it seems he was incrementally turning himself to elemental dust rather than dying via stake.


Vortex - Sep 13, 2005 8:34:19 am PDT #2090 of 10459
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I seem to recall (or fanwank) that since he was the oldest vampire, he could dematerialize at will. When buffy staked him, he simply dematerialized around the stake.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 9:02:52 am PDT #2091 of 10459
What is even happening?

I'd thought about the possibility of the infusion of power from Buffy or the energies he was manipulating at the Hellmouth keeping the Master's bones around, but then realized that in "When She Was Bad" other vampires had a ritual for restoring his remains to unlife. Probably not too effective if you couldn't be sure what you had was a destroyed vampire's remains and not the contents of someone's spilled ashtray.

I chalked it up to something special about the chief undead sire of the Order of Aurelius Vampires--something about which we were not informed. That's the thing about magic, there's always consequences fankwankability.

This is the only way I can make sense of it, too. My personal fanwank is that the original intention was to tell Angel the details of the curse. But they didn't count on Darla, Spike, & Dru dropping in and killing everyone who knew that there was still one more item on the to-do list. So basically, the gypsy plan would have worked if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.

So Strega, as far as we can tell from canon, Angel didn't know he could lose his soul, prior to when he lost it?

I'm willing to give them a pass on Dracula since it seems he was incrementally turning himself to elemental dust rather than dying via stake.

Narrator and I have talked about Drac, before. There was a late-era Bronzer who had this theory that the monks magicked up Dracula (sort of in a "Superstar" way--which would cover why Spike and Anya thought they knew him from the past) in order to get Buffy's blood, and keep the Scoobies distracted while they created Dawn and channeled the key into her and made the entire world incorporate her into history.

The Bronzer in question was sort of an energy creature, and I wouldn't usually take his theories seriously, but enough happened in the Drac and Dawn stories lines, that if a similar backstory had ever been revealed, I could have bought into it.


Strega - Sep 13, 2005 9:39:48 am PDT #2092 of 10459

So Strega, as far as we can tell from canon, Angel didn't know he could lose his soul, prior to when he lost it?

Yeah, I'm fairly sure that there's no indication that anyone outside the gypsy clan knew what the deal was. Because if there had been, someone would have brought it up on the Angel boards, heh.

It's confusing to me because when I started watching Buffy I thought I didn't know about the happiness clause because I hadn't seen the first season. For some reason I assumed that it was general knowledge among the characters and in the audience. People had to explain it to me a few times in small words before I got it.


tiggy - Sep 13, 2005 9:48:06 am PDT #2093 of 10459
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

Question on Bones. Is that 8PM Eastern? Because then it's 7 Central and I want to check it out, too.

yes, it's 7 CST because House comes on at 8.


Kalshane - Sep 13, 2005 9:56:10 am PDT #2094 of 10459
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Well, the thing is, if you're going to curse someone, telling them how to break the curse is sort of counter-intuitive. The gypsies weren't interested in making Angelus into a good guy, they were interested in making him suffer. If Angelus, immediately upon being cursed, knew how to break it, he'd likely try his best to do so (both to return to what he was and to stop the pain the curse was causing him.) He didn't get cursed and go "Poof, I'm Angel now. I better not lose my soul, lest I become evil again." It was a long, slow process to become the Angel we know.

As for the curse having the happiness clause in the first place, I've never had a problem with it, as one of the big things about curses and the like in myth and fairytales is they have a way to be broken. If you're cursing someone to suffer, true happiness is a logical "cure".


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 13, 2005 10:03:57 am PDT #2095 of 10459
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Plus, as someone I forget said long ago, if you're serving vengeance as a philosophy then inflicting Angelus on whoever made Angel happy enough to break the curse fits right in line with the spirit of the thing.