No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Amy - Jul 26, 2005 12:49:36 pm PDT #1439 of 10458
Because books.

That is awfully pretty.


DavidS - Jul 26, 2005 1:02:14 pm PDT #1440 of 10458
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Someone must want to get me this. Really. I'm sure of it.

I'm pretty sure JZ could make something like that for less than $950.


Atropa - Jul 26, 2005 1:05:21 pm PDT #1441 of 10458
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm pretty sure JZ could make something like that for less than $950.

So, will you have any objection when I kidnap your wife and keep her in a pretty, strewn-with-velvet-pillows cage? I promise I'll give her pretty clothes, craft supplies, and yummy chocolate ...


DavidS - Jul 26, 2005 1:13:51 pm PDT #1442 of 10458
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, will you have any objection when I kidnap your wife and keep her in a pretty, strewn-with-velvet-pillows cage? I promise I'll give her pretty clothes, craft supplies, and yummy chocolate ...

Generally speaking she's opposed to being held hostage, but if you could slip some large fat novels into the cage as well, she'd probably consider it a privilege.


Cass - Jul 26, 2005 1:24:54 pm PDT #1443 of 10458
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Psst, Hec misspelled "vacation."


JZ - Jul 26, 2005 1:28:17 pm PDT #1444 of 10458
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

::starts packing for Seattle::


Maria - Jul 26, 2005 5:21:47 pm PDT #1445 of 10458
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Edit: Wrong Forum. Just hit me 12 hours later. Last night was craxy-making.

Sorry.


Volans - Jul 27, 2005 1:17:39 am PDT #1446 of 10458
move out and draw fire

I think that auction is actually for an "English Killing Kit."


Kalshane - Jul 27, 2005 10:12:28 am PDT #1447 of 10458
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Very late to the party, but if the pilot and outtake DVD idea turns out feasible, I'd pay materials and shipping fees for a copy as well.


Volans - Jul 28, 2005 8:55:01 pm PDT #1448 of 10458
move out and draw fire

Did you guys see Freddie Prinze Jr. saying "my wife won't make a Buffy movie?" [link]