Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Tom Scola - Jul 19, 2005 12:03:57 pm PDT #1364 of 10458
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

What made the other vampires follow him?

He had a campaign manager that would leak disinformation about his opponents to the press.


Narrator - Jul 19, 2005 12:22:43 pm PDT #1365 of 10458
The evil is this way?

So, you're saying that Karl Rove is a vampire or some other demon?


bon bon - Jul 19, 2005 12:23:15 pm PDT #1366 of 10458
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

At least then we would know how to KILL HIM.


§ ita § - Jul 19, 2005 12:25:32 pm PDT #1367 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You can't work out how to kill him as a human?


DavidS - Jul 19, 2005 12:26:45 pm PDT #1368 of 10458
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You can't work out how to kill him as a human?

Have we ascertained this is fact? His humanity? Still doubtful. Signs point to "No."


§ ita § - Jul 19, 2005 12:28:33 pm PDT #1369 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If he's not a demon and not a human, what have you pegged him as?


Narrator - Jul 19, 2005 12:29:59 pm PDT #1370 of 10458
The evil is this way?

The First Evil?


bon bon - Jul 19, 2005 12:40:07 pm PDT #1371 of 10458
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Indestructible!


DavidS - Jul 19, 2005 12:49:19 pm PDT #1372 of 10458
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If he's not a demon and not a human, what have you pegged him as?

Inflatable sex toy gone horribly awry. There is no other way to account for his fleshtoned hair.


§ ita § - Jul 19, 2005 12:50:27 pm PDT #1373 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Admittedly I'm not from SF, but it strikes me that sex toys would be easier to vanquish than humans or demons, especially if they're inflatable.