The First Evil?
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
'Underneath'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
Narrator - Jul 19, 2005 12:29:59 pm PDT #1370 of 10458
The evil is this way?
bon bon - Jul 19, 2005 12:40:07 pm PDT #1371 of 10458
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Indestructible!
DavidS - Jul 19, 2005 12:49:19 pm PDT #1372 of 10458
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
If he's not a demon and not a human, what have you pegged him as?
Inflatable sex toy gone horribly awry. There is no other way to account for his fleshtoned hair.
§ ita § - Jul 19, 2005 12:50:27 pm PDT #1373 of 10458
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Admittedly I'm not from SF, but it strikes me that sex toys would be easier to vanquish than humans or demons, especially if they're inflatable.
DavidS - Jul 19, 2005 12:51:24 pm PDT #1374 of 10458
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Admittedly I'm not from SF, but it strikes me that sex toys would be easier to vanquish than humans or demons, especially if they're inflatable.
I'm thinking demonic possession of a discontinued sex toy.
Jessica - Jul 19, 2005 12:52:30 pm PDT #1375 of 10458
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I never EVER want to hear the words "Karl Rove" and "sex toy" in the same sentence again. EVER.
billytea - Jul 19, 2005 1:01:00 pm PDT #1376 of 10458
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I never EVER want to hear the words "Karl Rove" and "sex toy" in the same sentence again. EVER.
How about if it also contains the words "career-ending scandal"?
joe boucher - Jul 19, 2005 1:02:43 pm PDT #1377 of 10458
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
I never EVER want to hear the words "Karl Rove" and "sex toy" in the same sentence again. EVER.
Even if the sentence were "Demonically possessed discontinued sex toy Karl Rove has agreed to be campaign manager for the 2008 Democratic Presidential nominee"? Unlikely, sure; distasteful, oh yeah. But I'd still take the deal just for the sake of getting him away from the RNC. And if you wouldn't I have two words for you: President. Cheney.
Noumenon - Jul 19, 2005 1:10:02 pm PDT #1378 of 10458
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Either never again, ever OR fifteen times a day in every newspaper headline and cable news special report. I'd be happy with either.
DavidS - Jul 19, 2005 1:20:54 pm PDT #1379 of 10458
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I never EVER want to hear the words "Karl Rove" and "sex toy" in the same sentence again. EVER.
So if he did a brisk business in butt plugs you wouldn't want to know that?