Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


flea - Nov 26, 2016 3:27:08 pm PST #10116 of 10655
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"Oh my gosh, Buffy, your shirt is way too inappropriate for school. Way too much belly skin."


DavidS - Nov 26, 2016 3:54:59 pm PST #10117 of 10655
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Put that belly skin away!


flea - Nov 26, 2016 4:19:10 pm PST #10118 of 10655
information libertarian

Now in S1E12 Prophecy Girl. mr. flea is annoyed that Xander is doing CPR wrong.


flea - Nov 26, 2016 4:21:58 pm PST #10119 of 10655
information libertarian

Snaky things emerge in the library. Casper: "What the fuck is that."


flea - Nov 26, 2016 4:23:44 pm PST #10120 of 10655
information libertarian

"Meanwhile, giant wet worm things..."


flea - Nov 26, 2016 4:24:28 pm PST #10121 of 10655
information libertarian

"Man, I wouldn't want to be a janitor at this school."


flea - Nov 26, 2016 4:25:23 pm PST #10122 of 10655
information libertarian

"Honestly, I would want to go home."


DavidS - Nov 26, 2016 4:40:03 pm PST #10123 of 10655
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Honestly, I would want to go home."

She'll appreciate the Class Protector Award all the more.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 26, 2016 4:40:25 pm PST #10124 of 10655
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Audrey III!


Jesse - Nov 26, 2016 5:12:11 pm PST #10125 of 10655
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"Man, I wouldn't want to be a janitor at this school."

THAT is the TRUTH.