Kaylee: Can I? Zoe: Sure. He's out, though. Kaylee: He did this for me, once.

'Safe'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Consuela - Mar 15, 2006 7:27:07 am PST #7737 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Aw, Ben. As Fay would say, bless.

He's so marvelous.


Nutty - Mar 15, 2006 7:28:54 am PST #7738 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

He must torture puppies in his spare time. I know he must!


shrift - Mar 15, 2006 7:36:50 am PST #7739 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

People standing too close to him sometimes spontaneously combust...


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2006 7:39:47 am PST #7740 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He should appear in something with George Clooney.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 15, 2006 7:46:31 am PST #7741 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

But if he co-stars in something with Clooney, bajillions of people will see how amazing he is, and he'll end up doing big budget stuff instead of working in our geeky sci-fi genre corner of entertainment!


Consuela - Mar 15, 2006 7:53:15 am PST #7742 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

bajillions of people will see how amazing he is, and he'll end up doing big budget stuff instead of working in our geeky sci-fi genre corner of entertainment!

Yeah, but I don't want to be selfish.

Besides, he's gotta be really bored; although I'm sure things will perk up when CB joins the cast full-time.


Jessica - Mar 15, 2006 8:38:03 am PST #7743 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yeah, but I don't want to be selfish.

Whyever not?


Consuela - Mar 15, 2006 9:03:13 am PST #7744 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Well, he's a nice guy: he deserves a big break. As do all the foolish people who haven't had a chance to appreciate his ass work.


shrift - Mar 15, 2006 9:03:48 am PST #7745 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

He should appear in something with George Clooney.

Ocean's 13.

I'm just saying.


tommyrot - Mar 15, 2006 9:04:28 am PST #7746 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ocean's Baker's Dozen.