Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2006 3:41:31 pm PST #6502 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The ads I saw had C. Thomas Howell in modern clothing, so I think the above might be confusing the recent British period piece with a third nearly simultaneous adaptation.

Huh.


Laura - Jan 14, 2006 3:43:07 pm PST #6503 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

So long as Tom Cruise isn't in War of the Worlds it has potential.


sumi - Jan 14, 2006 3:44:55 pm PST #6504 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I thought Lee's not trying was more being too tired to fight thing than an actively seeking death thing.

Jessica -- I thought the SGA monster was the Mechanosaurus -- I am somewhat surprised that nobody called it that.


Laura - Jan 14, 2006 4:11:19 pm PST #6505 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Bwahahahaha This is so much worse better than I expected!


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2006 4:13:26 pm PST #6506 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hee! Yep....

I knew it was gonna be bad when the kid says, "Dad, am I ever gonna see you again?"


DebetEsse - Jan 14, 2006 4:23:19 pm PST #6507 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I started 15 minutes in. Did I t snickers miss anything?

Run, Generic Dude, run! I mean, don't tell us where, just run!


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2006 4:30:53 pm PST #6508 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is it just me? or is this monstrosity (among other things) edited horribly? Just one example: We cut to a new scene where the guy is running up a hill. About a second into the scene he trips and falls. Then it turns out he tripped over the dead body of a friend. Now, I'm no editor, but it seems to me that you'd want to spend at least a few seconds establishing the particular scene so we can tell what the fuck is going on, before we get to the tripping and the dead friend thing.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 14, 2006 4:34:08 pm PST #6509 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

See above where I mentioned C. Thomas Howell. You know how you can always tell by Cate Blanchett's presence that you're going to get a thought-provoking production? C. Thomas Howell is like that, only substitute "crappy" for "thought provoking."


Laura - Jan 14, 2006 4:36:12 pm PST #6510 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Buck up soldier. Even the kids left the room. I think I'll look through the DVD stack...


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2006 4:37:32 pm PST #6511 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For some reason I'm suddenly getting a shitload of interference on my WiFi network. So I can either abandon the internet, find a long network cable, or abandon the movie and move my laptop into my bedroom. I've chosen the last option.