Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.

'Serenity'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Betsy HP - Jan 11, 2006 8:40:38 am PST #6329 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Nope. She seduces Richie, on her way to destroying everything Duncan holds dear. Unfortunately, Tessa holds her off with a blowtorch (go Tessa!) and she winds up having a Dramatic! Swordfight! with Duncan on the beach. She should have known it was all up when he stripped down to the billowy shirt. He won, he stabbed her, Richie said "Stop with the killinating", Duncan issued empty threats, she died (temporarily)

If she shows up in a later ep, I shall not be displeased.


tiggy - Jan 11, 2006 8:40:46 am PST #6330 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

insent, Matt.


Nutty - Jan 11, 2006 8:44:52 am PST #6331 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Tessa holds her off with a blowtorch

You know, I think people underestimate the defensive power of a blowtorch. We should see self-defense via blowtorch more often.

(Where do you get a blowtorch? I mean, does Home Depot sell them?)


Betsy HP - Jan 11, 2006 8:47:57 am PST #6332 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

She's a sculptor. But I'm pretty sure Home Depot would sell them.

Tragically, she added the threat "Back off, or I'll give you a facial you'll never forget!"


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 11, 2006 8:52:40 am PST #6333 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

insent, Matt.

Thanks muchly, tiggy!


Beverly - Jan 11, 2006 8:57:55 am PST #6334 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Supernatural didn't air here last night, and as I understand it was a new ep, I am dismayed. Maybe we'll get it this weekend. All our stations are showing weird first-run stuff at random weekend times. My TiFaux is going banananutbread trying to record "every first-run episode on this channel."


ChiKat - Jan 11, 2006 9:00:27 am PST #6335 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Home Depot does indeed sell blowtorches:

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Vortex - Jan 11, 2006 9:04:06 am PST #6336 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Tragically, she added the threat "Back off, or I'll give you a facial you'll never forget!"

oh, i remember this! classic.


Betsy HP - Jan 11, 2006 9:16:05 am PST #6337 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I have to say, if I were Tessa, I'd be much more jealous of Duncan's sparring with Joan Jett than of Joan Jett's sleeping with Richie.

If you were the lover of an Immortal, and knew he was an Immortal, surely your first task would be to make yourself as non-hostageable as possible? Guns, hand-to-hand, portable blowtorches, whatever. Besides, sparring with Duncan: Teh Hot.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 11, 2006 9:20:58 am PST #6338 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I wonder if all that electric boogaloo dancing practice they get during the quickenings makes immortals more resistant to being tasered?