This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Best you get used to that.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Polter-Cow - Dec 22, 2005 12:33:13 pm PST #5725 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, you should write these up in your LJ.

I will write a new show squee post when I finish the first season tonight or tomorrow night. And maybe another post after each season, if there is interest.

Aeryn: What is the MATTER with him??
Zhaan: (sigh) He is Crichton.

Hee. I love that moment too. And that's also one of my favorite episodes so far, the first one I really liked. I'm a Groundhog Day fan, after all.

Also, apologies to ita, but I do appreciate the whitefonting.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2005 1:20:49 pm PST #5726 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You do understand you can't rely on it, PC and anyone is well within thread rules to top, right?


Polter-Cow - Dec 22, 2005 1:26:16 pm PST #5727 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I know. I'm trying to be careful.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2005 1:28:37 pm PST #5728 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, I'm stepping out of all the whiteont, because some of it is future SG that I caught thinking it was only past Farscape. I used to be pure. Such is the risk of CTRL-A.


Polter-Cow - Dec 22, 2005 4:03:08 pm PST #5729 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Just watched "Bone to Be Wild." I'm kind of impressed with the fact that they made both Amlee and Berni so grey. I mean, as soon as Amlee said, "I'm not hungry," I figured the twist was that she was the one eating everyone (especially because her "Save my family!"/"Oh, yeah, he ate them all by now" was totally sketch). But then there were like four more twists after that until I couldn't figure out whether either one of them was good or bad. They both had appropriate perspectives; it wasn't their fault those perspectives happened to be dangerous to others...right?

But...WTF ZHAAN IS A PLANT WTF? I mean, I was finally accepting the whole "living ship" concept, and now you throw this ridiculous "sentient plant" thing at me? I have no problem with sentient plants, actually; it's when they fucking look like people that it throws me off. I mean, THAT'S PLANT CLEAVAGE, DUDE. Wait...why the fuck would a plant need breasts? Yes, this explains why light makes her horny, but what about all that Unity shit? All those Delvians were living UNDERGROUND. And she has plant camouflage? And plant temperature regulation? And plant sex drive? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS SHIT?

Although I do give props for the fact that Zhaan simply made an "animal-centric" comment and let it be rather than flounce away in a snit until Crichton apologized heartwarmingly at the end of the episode and resolved never to be so prejudiced again.

And speaking of Crichton and heartwarming: HE KILLED SOMEONE ELSE. Geez, dude. At this rate he's going to off half the galaxy.

I love that Aeryn was able to bond with Moya's child. It makes perfect sense not only because she's a Peacekeeper but also because she has Pilot's DNA. I mean, she's almost like the kid's mom and pop in one package.

Scorpius is awesome. I think he needs to rule the universe. I think he needs to fight Darth Vader. But I have no goddamn clue what is up with that ending, because I thought he was going to kill her, not...let her feed from him or something? Maybe the next episode will clarify what the crap that was all about.


DebetEsse - Dec 22, 2005 5:40:38 pm PST #5730 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

But...WTF ZHAAN IS A PLANT WTF?

Explains the phtogasm, though.


Polter-Cow - Dec 22, 2005 5:47:24 pm PST #5731 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, I said that. But...nothing else.


DebetEsse - Dec 22, 2005 5:51:48 pm PST #5732 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

D'oh.

Yeah. I don't recall there being any particular fallout from her plant-ness, though, if that makes you feel better?

And speaking of Crichton and heartwarming: HE KILLED SOMEONE ELSE. Geez, dude. At this rate he's going to off half the galaxy.

Volume discount.

I think he needs to fight Darth Vader

This would be cooler than anything Lucas has done in decades.


Polter-Cow - Dec 22, 2005 6:04:44 pm PST #5733 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't recall there being any particular fallout from her plant-ness, though, if that makes you feel better?

So this is one of those alien things they just forget about and never mention? I could kind of live with that, frankly. As long as it's not inconsistent.


DebetEsse - Dec 22, 2005 6:08:51 pm PST #5734 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

It's not that they forget, it's just not so salient to future events.