I know. I'm trying to be careful.

Yeah, I'm stepping out of all the whiteont, because some of it is future SG that I caught thinking it was only past Farscape. I used to be pure. Such is the risk of CTRL-A.

Just watched "Bone to Be Wild." I'm kind of impressed with the fact that they made both Amlee and Berni so grey. I mean, as soon as Amlee said, "I'm not hungry," I figured the twist was that she was the one eating everyone (especially because her "Save my family!"/"Oh, yeah, he ate them all by now" was totally sketch). But then there were like four more twists after that until I couldn't figure out whether either one of them was good or bad. They both had appropriate perspectives; it wasn't their fault those perspectives happened to be dangerous to others...right?

But...WTF ZHAAN IS A PLANT WTF? I mean, I was finally accepting the whole "living ship" concept, and now you throw this ridiculous "sentient plant" thing at me? I have no problem with sentient plants, actually; it's when they fucking look like people that it throws me off. I mean, THAT'S PLANT CLEAVAGE, DUDE. Wait...why the fuck would a plant need breasts? Yes, this explains why light makes her horny, but what about all that Unity shit? All those Delvians were living UNDERGROUND. And she has plant camouflage? And plant temperature regulation? And plant sex drive? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS SHIT?

Although I do give props for the fact that Zhaan simply made an "animal-centric" comment and let it be rather than flounce away in a snit until Crichton apologized heartwarmingly at the end of the episode and resolved never to be so prejudiced again.

And speaking of Crichton and heartwarming: HE KILLED SOMEONE ELSE. Geez, dude. At this rate he's going to off half the galaxy.

I love that Aeryn was able to bond with Moya's child. It makes perfect sense not only because she's a Peacekeeper but also because she has Pilot's DNA. I mean, she's almost like the kid's mom and pop in one package.

Scorpius is awesome. I think he needs to rule the universe. I think he needs to fight Darth Vader. But I have no goddamn clue what is up with that ending, because I thought he was going to kill her, not...let her feed from him or something? Maybe the next episode will clarify what the crap that was all about.

But...WTF ZHAAN IS A PLANT WTF?

Explains the phtogasm, though.

Yeah, I said that. But...nothing else.

D'oh.

Yeah. I don't recall there being any particular fallout from her plant-ness, though, if that makes you feel better?

And speaking of Crichton and heartwarming: HE KILLED SOMEONE ELSE. Geez, dude. At this rate he's going to off half the galaxy.

Volume discount.

I think he needs to fight Darth Vader

This would be cooler than anything Lucas has done in decades.

I don't recall there being any particular fallout from her plant-ness, though, if that makes you feel better?

So this is one of those alien things they just forget about and never mention? I could kind of live with that, frankly. As long as it's not inconsistent.

It's not that they forget, it's just not so salient to future events.

Well, I think that you could argue that when it comes to her attraction to Stark it explains a lot.

I think that's offensive to plants, Katie.