Stop means no. And no means no. So . . . stop.

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Jessica - Sep 29, 2005 12:32:17 pm PDT #4654 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Maybe all of their uniforms were being dry-cleaned.


Betsy HP - Sep 29, 2005 12:33:42 pm PDT #4655 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

BSG is clearly saving money by reducing towel size.


Kalshane - Sep 29, 2005 12:41:53 pm PDT #4656 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Actually, now I'm trying to think up the list of injuries and clothing damage on Firefly:

Serenity (ep, not movie): Kaylee shot (shirt and jumpsuit), Mal shot (coat and shirt), Zoe shot (shirt)
The Train Job: Jayne shot. (pants)
Bushwacked: No one injured (Jayne was only attacked, but unhurt, right?)
Shindig: Mal stabbed (dress shirt)
Safe: Book shot (Shepherd's shirt)
Our Mrs. Reynolds: Wash kicked in head (no clothing affected)
Jaynestown: Simon beat-up (possible clothing tear?)
Out of Gas: Zoe concussed by explosion (unknown), Mal shot (shirt)
Ariel: Jayne slashed (Blue Sun Shirt)
War Stories: Mal and Wash tortured (unknown), Jayne shot (shirt)
Trash: Jayne electrified (unknown)
Heart of Gold: No crew injuries
The Message: Wash shot (graze) in head (no clothing affected)
Objects in Space: Mal beat-up. Book beat up.(unknown) Inara backhanded (no clothing affected), Simon shot (pants).


Betsy HP - Sep 29, 2005 12:42:31 pm PDT #4657 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Everything Inara wears might as well have "Dry-Clean Only" embroidered on the hem.


tommyrot - Sep 29, 2005 12:44:44 pm PDT #4658 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Actually, now I'm trying to think up the list of injuries and clothing damage on Firefly:

You forgot, in "Bushwacked" - when Simon crapped in his spacesuit.


Kalshane - Sep 29, 2005 12:47:56 pm PDT #4659 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Heh. Which time, when he was entering the other ship or when he was on Serenity's hull?


tommyrot - Sep 29, 2005 12:49:02 pm PDT #4660 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was thinking the latter, but then after I posted I figured it could be either or both.


Lee - Sep 29, 2005 1:57:54 pm PDT #4661 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Jaynestown: Simon beat-up (possible clothing tear?)

I think he got knife slashed on the arm in this one.


Kalshane - Sep 29, 2005 2:12:55 pm PDT #4662 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I think he got knife slashed on the arm in this one.

Right. Forgot that.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 29, 2005 2:40:43 pm PDT #4663 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Also, if any of the other characters saw him run in that episode they may have split the sides of their shirts laughing.