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A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

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Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


DebetEsse - Sep 10, 2005 4:03:35 pm PDT #4085 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Jaffa have an immature symbiote in their belly-pouch-things. This symbiote doesn't take them over (if they keep it once it is mature, it will), but it serves as their immune system (thus, if they don't have it, they die). When one matures, they get a new one.

Tau'ri is Earth. The people from Earth are called Tauri. People elsewhere aren't.

eta: I should have known it would be an x-post.


Gus - Sep 10, 2005 4:04:25 pm PDT #4086 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Does anybody feel like explaining the whole Jaffa/symbiote thing to me?

I would, but I fear my head would explode. (Which is my way of joining in with your Huh?)

And why are humans Taurii?

Just 'cuz. It is right there in the script.


Consuela - Sep 10, 2005 4:05:17 pm PDT #4087 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Jaffa used to be humans. The Goa'uld took a small population of humans from Earth some thousands of years ago (actually, many thousands, I guess, given what we've seen lately), and genetically modified them to have a symbiote pouch in their abdomen. The symbiote, an infant goa'uld, is placed in the pouch and stays there for about 4-5 years. During this time the symbiote provides excellent healing and defense against a variety of illnesses. Jaffa are, as a result, much longer lived than humans, and much stronger.

The Jaffa first gets a symbiote around puberty; up until that point they have their own immune system. Canon is inconsistent on what happens if a Jaffa doesn't get a symbiote, whether their immune system continues on or fails entirely. What we do know is once a Jaffa has a symbiote they can't be removed without the Jaffa dying fairly soon thereafter: hours or days, again it's inconclusive.

The whole system is set up to keep the Jaffa dependent on the Goa'uld for a constant supply of symbiotes.

Tretonin was developed by a human planet as an immune system booster; it's basically made of ground-up goa'uld larva. Teal'c and a number of other Jaffa are on Tretonin, which to my mind merely replaces one dependency for another...


JenP - Sep 10, 2005 4:06:36 pm PDT #4088 of 10001

I wrote it already. Ha!

OK, that's true.


Betsy HP - Sep 10, 2005 4:06:40 pm PDT #4089 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

You all rock. Tnx.

One day I shall try to pick up backstory on something really vile, and the Buffistas will *still* help me out.

Speaking of which, God bless free enterprise.


Consuela - Sep 10, 2005 4:08:05 pm PDT #4090 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Well, that was an embarrassingly huge cross-post. Heh.

What IS that, Betsy?


Gus - Sep 10, 2005 4:08:09 pm PDT #4091 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Katie, Debet, and Dana: I still do not get it. Maybe I am not smart enough for the sciffy channel.


Katie M - Sep 10, 2005 4:10:12 pm PDT #4092 of 10001
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

How 'bout this: The Jaffa have worms in their guts that make them really strong and really healthy, and if the worms get taken out, the Jaffa die. Unless they take a special drug.


Betsy HP - Sep 10, 2005 4:12:18 pm PDT #4093 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Pirate porn, Connie. Rachel Caine discovered it.


Consuela - Sep 10, 2005 4:16:16 pm PDT #4094 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Right. Pirate porn. Of course it is.