Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Gus - Sep 10, 2005 4:08:09 pm PDT #4091 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Katie, Debet, and Dana: I still do not get it. Maybe I am not smart enough for the sciffy channel.


Katie M - Sep 10, 2005 4:10:12 pm PDT #4092 of 10001
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

How 'bout this: The Jaffa have worms in their guts that make them really strong and really healthy, and if the worms get taken out, the Jaffa die. Unless they take a special drug.


Betsy HP - Sep 10, 2005 4:12:18 pm PDT #4093 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Pirate porn, Connie. Rachel Caine discovered it.


Consuela - Sep 10, 2005 4:16:16 pm PDT #4094 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Right. Pirate porn. Of course it is.


Betsy HP - Sep 10, 2005 4:19:46 pm PDT #4095 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

And here we thought that Pirates of the Caribbean had satisfied all our needs in that department.


Gus - Sep 10, 2005 4:20:54 pm PDT #4096 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Worms good. No drugs? Bad.

Parts of that are my life-mantra.

It is the whole "Taurii" thing that is confuzzling me.


Betsy HP - Sep 10, 2005 4:21:47 pm PDT #4097 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

It is the dumb made-up word they use to avoid saying "Earthlings".

It just occurs to me that SG has no dumb made-up words to avoid saying "fuck", and this is a serious oversight.


JenP - Sep 10, 2005 4:23:53 pm PDT #4098 of 10001

Sure they do - it's "Kree!" It means absolutely everything, including "fuck."


Betsy HP - Sep 10, 2005 4:24:42 pm PDT #4099 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

"kree"?

"Kree"?

It sounds like what you hear when you step on your Pomeranian. Yeesh.


JenP - Sep 10, 2005 4:31:52 pm PDT #4100 of 10001

Well, when voiced by a baritone Jaffa first prime, it's a whole different thing, whether it means, "Come!" "Go!" "Fire!" "Kill them!" "Capture them for our god, ______." "Attention!" "Retreat!" "Break left!" Or, you know, "Fucking Tauri! I hate those guys!"