Mounting from the rear?
Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.
Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.
This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.
DXMachina - Jul 18, 2005 12:07:26 pm PDT #2158 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Gandalfe - Jul 18, 2005 12:08:21 pm PDT #2159 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Is there a polite way to say "doggie style"? I couldn't think of one.
Coitus more ferarum. (Latin for "sex in the manner of a beast." But, still, Latin.)
Jessica - Jul 18, 2005 12:09:05 pm PDT #2160 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Cylons should also not have sex with humans in rooms that have mirrors. Or in complete darkness. They should also resist the temptation to videotape their sexual exploits.
Fortunately, being a superstrong robot makes it easier to both remember and enforce these rules.
tommyrot - Jul 18, 2005 12:09:05 pm PDT #2161 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hike the football.
tommyrot - Jul 18, 2005 12:13:01 pm PDT #2162 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I suppose you could argue that if a Cylon was worrried about having his/her glowie spine discovered, this anxiety might prevent said Cylon from reaching a state of arousal that would cause the spine to glow.
But this seems like too much of a wank.
§ ita § - Jul 18, 2005 12:17:29 pm PDT #2163 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Taking them from behind.
But this seems like too much of a wank.
There's a whole 'nother question.
Jessica - Jul 18, 2005 12:18:54 pm PDT #2164 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So instead of giving Baltar a nuclear warhead, they could have just installed mirrors on all the ceilings?
Nutty - Jul 18, 2005 12:19:14 pm PDT #2165 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Also, is it just me, or are cylons totally obsessed with (procreative) sex? So, like, if that's your big thing, how about you design your gigantic give-away clue around something else, like a psychotic reaction to checkers, or maniacal love of industrial music? Come on you cylon designer people -- be creative!
tommyrot - Jul 18, 2005 12:21:44 pm PDT #2166 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But this seems like too much of a wank.
There's a whole 'nother question.
I'm guessing there'd be a strobe effect....
So instead of giving Baltar a nuclear warhead, they could have just installed mirrors on all the ceilings?
Pink champagne on ice. They are all just prisoners of their own device.
Betsy HP - Jul 18, 2005 12:22:35 pm PDT #2167 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
You know, when the secret does come out, people are going to have a lot of fun screening their acquaintance for glowies. "What? You don't want me? I bet you're a Cylon! Burn her, she's a witch!"