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Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


tommyrot - Jul 18, 2005 12:13:01 pm PDT #2162 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I suppose you could argue that if a Cylon was worrried about having his/her glowie spine discovered, this anxiety might prevent said Cylon from reaching a state of arousal that would cause the spine to glow.

But this seems like too much of a wank.


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2005 12:17:29 pm PDT #2163 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Taking them from behind.

But this seems like too much of a wank.

There's a whole 'nother question.


Jessica - Jul 18, 2005 12:18:54 pm PDT #2164 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So instead of giving Baltar a nuclear warhead, they could have just installed mirrors on all the ceilings?


Nutty - Jul 18, 2005 12:19:14 pm PDT #2165 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Also, is it just me, or are cylons totally obsessed with (procreative) sex? So, like, if that's your big thing, how about you design your gigantic give-away clue around something else, like a psychotic reaction to checkers, or maniacal love of industrial music? Come on you cylon designer people -- be creative!


tommyrot - Jul 18, 2005 12:21:44 pm PDT #2166 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But this seems like too much of a wank.

There's a whole 'nother question.

I'm guessing there'd be a strobe effect....

So instead of giving Baltar a nuclear warhead, they could have just installed mirrors on all the ceilings?

Pink champagne on ice. They are all just prisoners of their own device.


Betsy HP - Jul 18, 2005 12:22:35 pm PDT #2167 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

You know, when the secret does come out, people are going to have a lot of fun screening their acquaintance for glowies. "What? You don't want me? I bet you're a Cylon! Burn her, she's a witch!"


Jessica - Jul 18, 2005 12:23:03 pm PDT #2168 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So, like, if that's your big thing, how about you design your gigantic give-away clue around something else, like a psychotic reaction to checkers, or maniacal love of industrial music? Come on you cylon designer people -- be creative!

There's an intelligent design joke in there somewhere, I just know it.


tommyrot - Jul 18, 2005 12:24:36 pm PDT #2169 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, when the secret does come out, people are going to have a lot of fun screening their acquaintance for glowies.

"Hey baby - wanna prove you're not a Cylon?"

But maybe if a Cylon's partner was really bad in bed, the glowie wouldn't happen....


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2005 12:24:56 pm PDT #2170 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not a voyeur -- I'm a Cylon detector -- keep schtupping.


Betsy HP - Jul 18, 2005 12:25:16 pm PDT #2171 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

This is kind of like the Panda's Thumb refutation of God -- there can't be a God, because he wouldn't do anything this stupid. (Stephen Jay Gould)