My question about that "other penis" story, which, by the way, all discussion of such should be whitefonted, because...well, it just should, is this: where does the "Clark has a 15 foot penis" fic fit in with this story?
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.
Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.
This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.
DCJensen - Jun 03, 2005 7:13:18 pm PDT #1367 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
sumi - Jun 03, 2005 8:02:05 pm PDT #1368 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
My opinion of the "other penis" discussion is that we obviously need new episodes of BSG stat!
Emily - Jun 03, 2005 8:27:06 pm PDT #1369 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
... I was going to say something. No, really.
Oh! Speaking of geeky-Star-Wars cred, I was convinced in college by some upperclassmen that their use of the term "Hoser!" was due to a bit from Star Wars. I know that this makes no sense at all (upperclassmen told me a lot of strange things when I was a wee first-year, I don't know why) (or actually, I think I was a sophomore when this happened. 16 or 17, anyway). Nevertheless, this is true: if you watch the fight on Hoth in Empire Strikes Back, at one point you will see a walker fire into a clump of rebels (behind some kind of snow fort, I believe), sending them flying. One of them, while flying through the air, yells something. I have no idea what he's actually saying. "Gyoza"? "Gozer"? "Oh, sir"? But I will forevermore hear him to be saying "Hoooosseeeerrrrr!"
This post went on longer than intended. I blame the gin. And the tonic. Possibly the lime. Maybe the sleeping pill and blood loss. Anyway, my profuse apologies.
shrift - Jun 03, 2005 8:45:08 pm PDT #1370 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
My question about that "other penis" story, which, by the way, all discussion of such should be whitefonted, because...well, it just should, is this: where does the "Clark has a 15 foot penis" fic fit in with this story?
They are actually two different stories. There is one story where Clark has a fifteen foot penis, and impregnates Lex in the booty. Poor Lex. (The author originally meant to say that Clark had a 15 inch cock, but really, that's still pretty excessive. Not as excessive as a fifteen foot mast, but still.)
There is an entirely different story in which Lex discovers that Clark has a regular penis for waste disposal, and a secondary sex penis meant for pleasure only. It is creepy and traumatic, unless your kink is weird alien genitalia.
A visit to the SSA is rarely dull.
Theodosia - Jun 04, 2005 2:37:00 am PDT #1371 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The SciFi Channel had promos last night!
To which I can only say: OMGWTFSkinner!
DCJensen - Jun 04, 2005 5:18:24 am PDT #1372 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Yeah, Shrift, They've been discussing the latter upthread. I was trying to be amusing. Apparently at 1 am? Not so much.
Gandalfe - Jun 04, 2005 5:52:58 am PDT #1373 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
I was convinced in college by some upperclassmen that their use of the term "Hoser!" was due to a bit from Star Wars.
You do know what actually popularized it in the US, don't you?
DXMachina - Jun 04, 2005 5:59:15 am PDT #1374 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
SCTV?
Sophia Brooks - Jun 04, 2005 6:18:44 am PDT #1375 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Does Hoser have the same root as "psycho hose-beast"?
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 04, 2005 7:07:52 am PDT #1376 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The SciFi Channel had promos last night!
I cracked up when they had Michael Shanks and Claudia Black together in frame and he said something like "the show has new life this season."
No kidding dude, Farscape's life !