Book: I believe I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship. Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be.

'Serenity'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


shrift - Jun 03, 2005 8:45:08 pm PDT #1370 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My question about that "other penis" story, which, by the way, all discussion of such should be whitefonted, because...well, it just should, is this: where does the "Clark has a 15 foot penis" fic fit in with this story?

They are actually two different stories. There is one story where Clark has a fifteen foot penis, and impregnates Lex in the booty. Poor Lex. (The author originally meant to say that Clark had a 15 inch cock, but really, that's still pretty excessive. Not as excessive as a fifteen foot mast, but still.)

There is an entirely different story in which Lex discovers that Clark has a regular penis for waste disposal, and a secondary sex penis meant for pleasure only. It is creepy and traumatic, unless your kink is weird alien genitalia.

A visit to the SSA is rarely dull.


Theodosia - Jun 04, 2005 2:37:00 am PDT #1371 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The SciFi Channel had promos last night!

To which I can only say: OMGWTFSkinner!


DCJensen - Jun 04, 2005 5:18:24 am PDT #1372 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Yeah, Shrift, They've been discussing the latter upthread. I was trying to be amusing. Apparently at 1 am? Not so much.


Gandalfe - Jun 04, 2005 5:52:58 am PDT #1373 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

I was convinced in college by some upperclassmen that their use of the term "Hoser!" was due to a bit from Star Wars.

You do know what actually popularized it in the US, don't you?


DXMachina - Jun 04, 2005 5:59:15 am PDT #1374 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

SCTV?


Sophia Brooks - Jun 04, 2005 6:18:44 am PDT #1375 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Does Hoser have the same root as "psycho hose-beast"?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 04, 2005 7:07:52 am PDT #1376 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The SciFi Channel had promos last night!

I cracked up when they had Michael Shanks and Claudia Black together in frame and he said something like "the show has new life this season."

No kidding dude, Farscape's life !


shrift - Jun 04, 2005 7:24:24 am PDT #1377 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I was trying to be amusing. Apparently at 1 am?

Well, at 1am, I was still traumatized from the mall, and medicating with whiskey. So, jokes? What, huh, what?

You do know what actually popularized it in the US, don't you?

Strange Brew?


Emily - Jun 04, 2005 7:33:43 am PDT #1378 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

You do know what actually popularized it in the US, don't you?

Yes. But I liked the Star Wars story, and I'm sticking with it.


Consuela - Jun 04, 2005 7:44:43 am PDT #1379 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

They have copies of the new trailers for SG-1, SGA, and BSG here: [link]

The SG-1 trailer was fun, especially Claudia saying Vala's job is to drive Daniel out of his mind. Heee.