Oh! I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah blahbity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.'

Buffy ,'Help'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 6:59:14 am PDT #1240 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

New SGA cast addition. Man, that actor just can't stay away from water themes, can he.

Bless him.


DXMachina - May 28, 2005 7:14:56 am PDT #1241 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Should I recognize him?


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 7:20:34 am PDT #1242 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Baywatch Hawaii, North Shore, my idle dreams.


Laura - May 28, 2005 7:54:02 am PDT #1243 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh my, very pretty.


Betsy HP - May 28, 2005 8:05:04 am PDT #1244 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Well, now we know where the Nietzcheans wound up...


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 8:07:28 am PDT #1245 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He would have made a splendid specimen of breeding to a point, wouldn't he?

Damn ... he would have made a great Drago -- not the retconned white Drago, but the son of Tyr and that other chick Drago.


DavidS - May 28, 2005 8:08:23 am PDT #1246 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ita, if you weren't limited to Andromeda-verse and were starting a selective breeding program of your favorite characters where would you start?


Fay - May 28, 2005 8:12:32 am PDT #1247 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Not ita, but I'd start with Wesley and Gunn.

...what?


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 8:20:15 am PDT #1248 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

WOMB, woman, WOMB.

Let's see ... I'd like a pool with Zoe, Aeryn, Xena, McGyver, Tyr, Beka, Mal, Daniel Jackson (I'm hoping we can breed out the bad eyes).

What am I missing? Savage whimsy. Muscle, pretty, and brains are easy to come by. Oh -- Jack Bristow -- throw in some of that. And Jack Bauer.

Still need some good bad guy in there.


shrift - May 28, 2005 8:23:02 am PDT #1249 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Not ita, but I'd start with Wesley and Gunn.

That totally deserved a rimshot.

Or perhaps just a good rimming.