Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Mar 22, 2005 11:02:54 am PST #9437 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You know what's annoying in a diamond-shoes-too-tight kind of way? Getting an e-mail from your sister which says that she got the job she was interviewing for today, only you don't know where she was interviewing at in the first place.

I hate it when people leave out important information that I can't Google.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2005 11:04:55 am PST #9438 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In case anyone was wondering, 90 days court supervision and $90 fines are all hip and trendy these days.

WTF is "court supervision?"

Anyway, considering that the maximum penalty is $2,000 and a year in jail, I can't complain....


erikaj - Mar 22, 2005 11:06:27 am PST #9439 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Is that like probation?


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2005 11:08:44 am PST #9440 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is that like probation?

I don't think so....

Maybe it means that if I do something naughty in the next 90 days, the judge will be very cross with me....


amych - Mar 22, 2005 11:09:26 am PST #9441 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I think it means you have to take a judge with you every time you drive.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2005 11:10:17 am PST #9442 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think it means you have to take a judge with you every time you drive.

Crap. I was hoping all I'd need was a court clerk.


erikaj - Mar 22, 2005 11:10:32 am PST #9443 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

That'd be funny.


Jesse - Mar 22, 2005 11:12:14 am PST #9444 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Crap. I was hoping all I'd need was a court clerk.

Maybe you can get Bull.


Nicole - Mar 22, 2005 11:21:38 am PST #9445 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

And why didn't we get any?? What makes the Ohians so dang special?

Um. Perkins gave me one. In Colorado. (Just one, but still.) I think aurelia had one also. Maybe you weren't worthy. You should take that up with Perkins.


JohnSweden - Mar 22, 2005 11:23:50 am PST #9446 of 10002
I can't even.

t sings

Someone wasn't worthy ...

t /Spike