Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
'Safe'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sj - Mar 21, 2005 11:30:32 am PST #9197 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2005 11:33:09 am PST #9198 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2005 11:33:44 am PST #9199 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A google of 'lush chicago bath store' produced
LUSH Chicago 859 W Armitage Chicago, IL 773.281-5874 or 1-8888-733-LUSH
eta: I would have beaten ita, but my boss came in and asked me about Windows Common Language Runtime or somesuch....
Kalshane - Mar 21, 2005 11:34:10 am PST #9200 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
On the flip side of all this, I have a friend who's naturally graceful. He rarely stumbles or bumps into things. One time he was standing on my porch steps smoking and shifted his weight wrong, causing him to slip off the step he was on. He just sort of let himself go and surfed down the stairs still holding the cigarette to his lips.
sj - Mar 21, 2005 11:34:14 am PST #9201 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Thanks, ita. Chikat just answered the question in Bitches. Lee says thank you as well.
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2005 11:35:58 am PST #9202 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have a friend who's naturally graceful
That's as annoying (well, I'm less gracious than I am graceful, for sure) as a friend of mine with lightning reflexes. He's the sort that can knock a coffee cup off a counter and catch it. In fact, I suspect he may knock things over just for the flair of the save.
It works. He's hot.
bon bon - Mar 21, 2005 11:37:52 am PST #9203 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
My pants get caught on my office door with some frequency. It's not just men's pants. For example, I'm wearing these today: [link]
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2005 11:39:07 am PST #9204 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cool pants. And modern in a ... retro way.
Sean K - Mar 21, 2005 11:39:13 am PST #9205 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I have a friend who's naturally graceful. He rarely stumbles or bumps into things. One time he was standing on my porch steps smoking and shifted his weight wrong, causing him to slip off the step he was on. He just sort of let himself go and surfed down the stairs still holding the cigarette to his lips.
I think I'm a mix of both clumsy and graceful. One, when whacking the crap out of each other with shinai, MM whack my right hand, which was holding the bamboo sword, causing me to drop it to the ground.
Or, it would have hit the ground, had I not executed a perfect hackey-sack side kick to the butt of the falling sword, popping it back up and into the air, where I caught it with my other hand.
I could have possibly used the opportunity MM's gaping astonishment to beat the ever lovin' snot out of him, had I not been stunned into gaping astonishment myself.
Ginger - Mar 21, 2005 11:39:34 am PST #9206 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I don't buy pants with cuffs anymore, after the unfortunate incident in which I broke my toe.