Maybe too morbid and creepifying for a Sunday morning:
Shark tears man in half
CANBERRA, Australia (AP) -- Authorities were hunting Sunday for a six-meter (20-foot) shark that tore a man in half as he snorkeled off Australia's west coast, an official said.
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The fatality is the first in Australian waters since December, when an 18-year-old surfer was bitten in half by a five-meter (16-foot) great white shark off a beach in the southern city of Adelaide.
Has this always been happening, or is tearing folk in half a trendy new thing for Aussie sharks?
Nothin' quite says, "Dude, I
meant
to kill him,"
like tearing someone in half....
I know the Great White is South Africa are friendly and have a tendency to er... is there a name for the species version of crossdressing?
Well, they like to leap out of the water...Like Free Willy, only, without the whiny american boy.
Aussie sharks are into Soylent Green. Well, it's only fair if the sharks are going after fans of Shark Finn Soup.
And so the Australian "X Days Without A Shark Halving" Clock gets set back yet again....
o.o
The Sunnydale High Swim Team! They made it to the friendly waters of Australia!!!!!!
Why didn't I realise this before the need to use multiple exclamation points had arrived?
ThreadKiller, the "Wire" will be back next year.(And you're not, but it could be worse, you could post with a runny nose and be Snot Boogie instead.)And, Snot got got.
ETA: I've never searched for myself. I bet I come up in relation to carnage. Carnage and funk.
Interesting rep. Very Pelecanos.
You know he likes carrots? Greek carrots.
giggling
I just have to share this. One of my non-Buffista friends posted the following in her LJ, and it just really got me giggling. I thought you all might appreciate it (just the mention of the "Grilled Cheese Invitational" is amusing...the rest is just gravy):
I just wanted to say that not 15 minutes into the equinox, I'd already stumbled across a great display of balance and a shared world. At the Grilled Cheese Invitational tonight there was a set aside space with couches, one of which held a passed out vomit stained drunken clown, and the next one over held 2 people having sex. This world really is quite the juggler.
I thought they were going to have to get fans playing with all of the players fouled out.
I've seen a game like that. Clemson could only put 4 players on the floor during one game against UNC some years back -- everybody else had fouled out.
As soon as I stop laughing, I'll come up with something witty. Really.
giggles Heh. Clowns.
I don't understand a single thing in this thread. I think I'm good with that.
A week ago, I had to check my calendar to see if it was a full moon. I encountered much wierdness on the way home, but it couldn't be blamed on the moon.
