I think the bean is closed for repairs.
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The damn thing just opened....
Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Zoe ,'Serenity'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 24, 2005 10:47:47 am PST #862 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gudanov - Feb 24, 2005 10:49:02 am PST #863 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
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The damn thing just opened....
They just don't make giant silver beans the way they used to.
ChiKat - Feb 24, 2005 10:49:06 am PST #864 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I know. They want to buff out the seams for the metal pieces so that it looks like one giant piece of metal rather than pieces parts.
We could, however, go worship the dawgs.
tommyrot - Feb 24, 2005 10:50:34 am PST #865 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Pope just received a tracheotomy. [link]
-t - Feb 24, 2005 10:59:51 am PST #866 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Man, Chicago has all the good idols.
Gudanov - Feb 24, 2005 11:04:09 am PST #867 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Man, Chicago has all the good idols.
Well, that explains this quote.
"Satan (impatiently) to New Comer. The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous." - Mark Twain
Ginger - Feb 24, 2005 11:12:41 am PST #868 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
We could worship the Big Chicken: [link]
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DavidS - Feb 24, 2005 11:14:03 am PST #869 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
shrift - Feb 24, 2005 11:15:07 am PST #870 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
The thought that I will soon be able to turn on my Out of Office message on my work e-mail fills me with glee. Until Tuesday, the people who pester me all the live long day will get a big ol' DENIED autoreply.
My joy is petty, but I take it where I can get it.
Tom Scola - Feb 24, 2005 11:15:54 am PST #871 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
In New York, we worship money and power. How boring.