Um, it's not thought to pose a threat? Counldn't they have said, "it absolutely positively has 0 percent chance of sucking life the universe and everything into its hungry black maw, we promise"? Somehow I'm not feeling comforted.
Since the scientists aren't able to make mass out of nothing, I imagine it's a pretty wee black hole. And since it was suspended in their accelerator along with all the other charged particles, probably not much of a threat for getting loose, growing, and becoming a danger.
Poor Not!Dead!Dick. Rumors of his death may have been exaggerated. It could be that AP (or whoever) was just putting together their materials for when it does happen.
There is a Dead!Dick today, but it was Dick Radatz, once a relief pitcher for the Red Sox whose nickname was "The Monster."
And since it was suspended in their accelerator along with all the other charged particles, probably not much of a threat for getting loose, growing, and becoming a danger.
At least not until Congress cuts their funding.
sara, No. It's tacky.
eta: Curse you, wee Matt!
probably not much of a threat for getting loose, growing, and becoming a danger.
That's what they said about Mansquito!
Can we taunt it?
Ah, don't taunt the singularity. It's unseemly.
But wussy little back hole! Striking NO fear.
Hey, first upset in the NCAA tournament. Twelve seed Wisconsin-Milwaukee took down five seed Alabama.