Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Mar 16, 2005 9:37:56 am PST #8013 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

There's nothing quite so infuriating to me as being unable to get to my fucking email through AOL's new web based bullshit system. I can see there's messages in my box, but cannot read them.

I'm going insane. I want to know what the fuck is in my box.


Dana - Mar 16, 2005 9:38:48 am PST #8014 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

A Snitch from Harry Potter. (Or a Bludger or a Quaffle.)


victor infante - Mar 16, 2005 9:38:53 am PST #8015 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Getting pretty close. Just need a couple more.


Aims - Mar 16, 2005 9:40:11 am PST #8016 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

A tribbell.


victor infante - Mar 16, 2005 9:40:55 am PST #8017 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

A Snitch from Harry Potter. (Or a Bludger or a Quaffle.)

The players in the game are all characters from various fandoms, including Draco Malfoy, so I'm avoiding items like this. Otherwise, they're great suggestions!


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2005 9:41:01 am PST #8018 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dr. House's Vicodin prescription.

Dr. Weaver's crutch.


Dana - Mar 16, 2005 9:41:14 am PST #8019 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

A dilithium crystal.


Strix - Mar 16, 2005 9:41:27 am PST #8020 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti?


DXMachina - Mar 16, 2005 9:42:46 am PST #8021 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

A baseball autographed by Buck Bokai.


Tom Scola - Mar 16, 2005 9:43:38 am PST #8022 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

An oscillation overthuster.