I suggested to my boss that I include "not killing anyone during the implementation of the new system" as an accomplishment in my self-evaluation, but she suggested it might not get past the HR manager.
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
flea - Mar 15, 2005 9:41:19 am PST #7618 of 10002
information libertarian
Gudanov - Mar 15, 2005 9:48:02 am PST #7619 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
That's hardly fair, how can you do a self-evaluation if the really good accomplishments don't count?
tommyrot - Mar 15, 2005 9:53:16 am PST #7620 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's after lunch, we're discussing web security, and it's warm in here.
Why I am not currently asleep is beyond me.
Also, I had to check the Windows Security log, and it was all I could do to not start singing, "Log rolls down stairs alone or in pairs...."
Gudanov - Mar 15, 2005 9:53:38 am PST #7621 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Oh wait, what if you phrased it "facilitated the continued productivity of my team members during the implementation of the new system"?
Jessica - Mar 15, 2005 9:55:56 am PST #7622 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Okay, is it just me, or does this really not look like an oven mitt?
-t - Mar 15, 2005 9:57:14 am PST #7623 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Okay, is it just me, or does this really not look like an oven mitt?
t giggles
They had to have done that on purpose.
Ginger - Mar 15, 2005 9:59:48 am PST #7624 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"Fits either hand, with ribbed surface"
amych - Mar 15, 2005 10:01:07 am PST #7625 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
not killing anyone during the implementation of the new system
Wait, you didn't? So who's responsible for all those bodies in the concrete floor of the new construction?
amych - Mar 15, 2005 10:03:47 am PST #7626 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Okay, is it just me, or does this really not look like an oven mitt?
Sadly, in person, it doesn't look quite so fun. It looks quite like a whale, which would be a lot of fun, if it didn't have that catalog picture to live up to.
Jessica - Mar 15, 2005 10:09:39 am PST #7627 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yeah, I've seen them in person. I've also read that they're fabulous if your cooking needs involve sticking your hand into a pot of boiling water, nsm if you want to pick something up.