Has the décor of your amorous liaisons been suffering the dolorous lack of that which, were it to spring unbidden to life, as of old, would furnish it with the stiff rod of durance?
OMG, this was "What would porny spam written by Henry James look like?"
The fact that Nutty could identify the catalyst of that quote strengthens the Buffistas Are A Cult theory. Because not only do we venerate (even if in name only -- look at our URL) an entity that no longer exists, we also know our *own* text. Not the text of that which we venerate, but our own words.
Next comes the chanting.
The laxative niche? I'll bet that's why they are popular when drunk or hungover. They speed the healing process.
Why do you think they call them "sliders"?
People I know don't talk about eating fast food!
Let me introduce you to msbelle and her tiny glittery fists of BK burgers.
Steph has me as her tag! Now all I have to do is name a thread and I can retire.
Clocky, the alarm clock that runs away:
Clocky is a clock for people who have trouble getting out of bed. When the snooze bar is pressed, Clocky rolls off the table and finds a hiding spot, a new one every day.
ita clearly wants me to hate her.
what scrappy said.
Steph has me as her tag! Now all I have to do is name a thread and I can retire.
I forgot how fucking funny "I WISH I had some root and a husband" was. It needs to be preserved in the pixels above my name, in tribute to you. At least for now.