( continues...) several uncomfortable faces, confirms that a testicle may be punctured.
Heh. Then he looked scared and said, "Why would you ask me something like that!?"
Jess PMoon: And did you smile mysteriously and say nothing?
Sean K: Also speaking as one with testicles, even without personal experience in this matter, I assure you that they can be punctured.
And they're definitely hollow. Or, at least, there's stuff and swimmer-factories in there, and not just a solid mass.
Lyra Jane: I assumed it was puncture the other lung, too. I mean, you can't die instantly from a punctured testicle, can you?
hayden: A guy would never ask this question.
Trudy Booth: Did you know a penis can get broken?
hayden: I'm sorry. I can't read the screen with my hands over my eyes like this.
Note the power of the punctured testicle discussion to make all men flee the thread two years after the fact.
I made my first real panini sandwich on the panini grill tonight: onion dill bread, zucchini, garlic spread, and applewood smoked cheddar with paprika. Definitely makes the word "sandwich" more appealing than spreading peanut butter on wonderbread.
Definitely makes the word "sandwich" more appealing than spreading peanut butter on wonderbread.
Ooh, peanut butter on wonderbread, great idea!
Puncturing? I've been struck in the nads with feet, sticks, multifarious sporting equipment and too many other objects to catalogue with no scrotal violation. But I do know a one-balled individual (from a motorcycle accident, iirc) whose halfmanning predates The OC by at least a decade.
Mmmm, peanut butter.
t /ignoring nads and puncturing talk
So, I hear the Rock is gay?
Did anyone watch Robot chicken? no headless ponch , but there was
Buffy
and other funny bits
You know, at this point, it would shock me more if there was a celebrity that gay people would look at and say "No, definitely yours."
it would shock me more if there was a celebrity that gay people would look at and say "No, definitely yours.
Oh please. There are TONS. Carrot Top? All yours.
I heard this weekend that Vin Diesel was gay.
So, I hear the Rock is gay?
What he did was started drawing comparisons between the character and himself, but didn't stop and say, "Wait. Now I am no longer talking about myself, because the character is gay and I am not."
t /watches too much tv