Ok, nudity and weapons I feel better about.

How about sporks, I believe the subject of sporks came up today. We have sporks in Belton you know.

I'm wondering which couch it was, and what my context may have been.

I can't REMEMBER peeing on furniture...

Hopefully, I was drunk.

SPORKS!

I REMEMBER SPORKS.

Thank god.

I love a good spork.

Spork, spork, spork.

God, I love that word.

SPORK. Just say it. I defy you not to laugh.

Huh. My one COMM'd spork reference involved a reference to bisexuality. This may be why I have a "reputation".

ETA:

Oh my...just found this in the BRQG and nearly died laughing:

Aimée: MM made a gay Sims house. He has Capt. America and Miracleman living together. I teased him about it, and then he moved in Wonder Woman. Like that makes them straight.

Sporks are not bisexual. They are polyamorous. They have no gender, yet they encompass all genders.

The rounded contours of the female, the pointy bits of the male -- all melded into one happy tool!

This old COMM seems very appropriate right now:

DXMachina: Whatever happened to in like a lion, out like a lamb?

Theodosia: I think the saying this year is "In like a lion, out like a much smaller but more vexed lion."

360 degree tour of Alton Brown's kitchen.

Want.

[eta: His real kitchen, not the one on the show, which is a set.]

Hecubus: I am hoping that one day Emmett crawls into the bloody carcass of an elk and refuses to come out, thus becoming a part of Internet lore forever.

ita: Here's a tip. Take some time to celebrate the really nasty people you didn't have sex with. Look at that rude guy behind the counter at Zingerman who stares at your breasts while he takes your order. You didn't go down on him! Yay, you! And the hobo that yells rude things at you when you walk past him? No sexing for him. The really boring guy in class? So not getting any of your honey.

billytea: But the thought that my desk could spontaneously turn into an echidna? Some days it's the only thing that gets me into the office.

Dana: If punctuation doesn't protect you among the Buffistas, then I don't think I have any faith left in the world.

Erin G: I think a forensic scientist would have classified me as the victim of a multigendered gangbang if I HAD been axe murdered this weekend, from all of the varied Buffista saliva on my neck.

BTW, Jack Bauer = insane. Seriously. And I think that Soulpatch maybe too - considering that he totally guessed what Jack would do. But if you were Paul or those two guys with the shop and Jack suggests that you should instigate a firefight with an army -- wouldn't you just look at him thinking -- you are insane and get out of that shop as fast as ever you could ?

I don't watch 24 usually (the Cougar Incident a couple of seasons back sort of put me off the show permanently), but I just tuned in today for some reason, then was promptly bludgeoned by Not All Arab Americans Are Terrorists, See? Anvils. Ow.

I did enjoy seeing my boyfriend Jame Frain. And oh! That cutie-pie African-American agent (Curtis?) in CTU is being played by the same actor who played the McHottie SWAT lieutenant in the classic X-Files episode, "Pusher". Man, first-fandom imprinting dies hard.