Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.

Spike ,'Touched'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 7:42:50 pm PST #6882 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lack of The Man is keeping us down!


Strix - Mar 13, 2005 7:43:12 pm PST #6883 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I don't really want to get married. But I would like the dress.


Kat - Mar 13, 2005 7:45:10 pm PST #6884 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Lee, leave the VCR. When is the last time you used it? Plus, if you needed one in a pinch they are cheap cheap cheap.....


§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 7:46:16 pm PST #6885 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Theoretically, the dress is the easy part. It's the excuse that's hard. Plus the leeway to have the implicit understanding of "No, fuck it. Look at my DRESS." for an afternoon.

The ensuing companionship and stuff does freak me out a bit.


Sue - Mar 13, 2005 7:46:44 pm PST #6886 of 10002
hip deep in pie

There used to be this rhyme in a folklore book that was in my parents' house:

Married in yellow, ashamed of the fellow. Married in Blue, your lover is true. Married in Black, you'll ride in a hack.

I can't remember what green is.

ETA: Google to the rescue:

Married in white, you have chosen aright;
Married in red, you'd better be dead;
Married in yellow, ashamed of the fellow;
Married in blue, your lover is true;
Married in green, ashamed to be seen;
Married in black, you'll ride in a hack;
Married in pearl, you'll live in a whirl;
Married in pink, your spirits will sink;
Married in brown, you'll live out of town.


Burrell - Mar 13, 2005 7:46:56 pm PST #6887 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I don't really want to get married. But I would like the dress.

So go out a buy a dress. It's a lot easier than being married, I can tell you that much, Erin.

I was talking to DH today and I realized we've only been married 4 years. Waaay too much has happened in those 4 years. And hey, thank goodness he's been with me during all of it, but still.... I think I've really pushed my luck with the whole "in sickness and in health" clause.


Katie M - Mar 13, 2005 7:48:06 pm PST #6888 of 10002
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Married in Blue, your lover is true.

Aww, my mom was married in blue! Yay.


Strix - Mar 13, 2005 7:52:52 pm PST #6889 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have three weddings to attend between April and October. That's 3 opportunties for new dresses, provided I have funds.

I am starved for some new clothes. It sounds horrid and selfish and awful, but I haven't bought anything new in so long, and I want to get something springy and light and girly and lovely. Something that I don't have to worry that it will go with everything else I own, or be work appropriate.

I want some shoes that AREN'T black.

I want to spend $75 on something besides prescriptions or electricity.

I want to pay someone to dig their thumbs into my iron-rod shoulder muscles for an hour. And not talk to me, in a dark room with fluffy music playing.


Lee - Mar 13, 2005 7:53:10 pm PST #6890 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hmm. Kat and ita gave different answers to my VCR question. I guess I have to think about it and decide on my own.


P.M. Marc - Mar 13, 2005 7:54:54 pm PST #6891 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I was talking to DH today and I realized we've only been married 4 years. Waaay too much has happened in those 4 years

Whoa. I've been married longer than you. That seems wrong somehow.

Aww, my mom was married in blue! Yay.

So was mine. Well, blue pinstripes.

Married in pearl, you'll live in a whirl;

Does ivory = pearl?