Let me guess. We're in a hurry.

Inara ,'Serenity'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Mar 11, 2005 12:04:15 pm PST #6342 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

What are people's weekend plans?

Get my hair cut/colored.

Go to see some local bar bands with friends on Sat. night. (It's a Roger Clyne Tribute thingy)

Hopefully sleep. A lot.


shrift - Mar 11, 2005 12:05:27 pm PST #6343 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm still laughing about the bunny cannon. I'm picturing couple of guys in Carhardt and greasy baseball caps, drinking Stroh's. Every few minutes, there's a Phoompt, and as the hare hurtles through the air, they'll watch and nod, whistling in appreciation at the distance they're getting.

"She sure can go."

"Fly like the wind, little jackrabbit."

"Hey, Bill, whyn't you try one o'them bunnies Mary-Jo kept froze?"

"We're havin' hossenpfeffer to-night!"


sarameg - Mar 11, 2005 12:05:38 pm PST #6344 of 10002

And dye my hair. Good lord. You people are reminding me of all the shit I need to do that I keep blanking on.

filling up a postit.


Jessica - Mar 11, 2005 12:06:46 pm PST #6345 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And dye my hair

Oh, me too. It's about 5 different colors right now, between the bits that have grown out and the bits that have faded.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 11, 2005 12:07:51 pm PST #6346 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

ION, I've only ever shaved with a razor. Any guys have recommendations for an electric razor?

Norelco has always worked pretty well for me, but it's not going to be nearly as close a shave as you're used to with a razor.

This weekend I shall sleep. And sleep some more. Possibly I'll wake up for a hockey game Saturday night, or for sex afterwards. It'll depend on how good the sleep feels after the first 15 hours.


sarameg - Mar 11, 2005 12:09:04 pm PST #6347 of 10002

OK, I think I'm pre-emptively exhausted.


Allyson - Mar 11, 2005 12:09:16 pm PST #6348 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

What are people's weekend plans?

Make more invitations for LOST party, take Kristen to the airport, clean apartment, grocery shop, pay bills, do laundry, maybe buy some shoes and a couple of bath bombs, write a bit, go see a movie, ship nephew's birthday presents, make some baked pasta, maybe.


tommyrot - Mar 11, 2005 12:09:26 pm PST #6349 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

but it's not going to be nearly as close a shave as you're used to with a razor.

So you're saying "close as a blade or your money back" has no meaning?!?

But anyway, that's what I've heard too....


shrift - Mar 11, 2005 12:09:41 pm PST #6350 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My weekend plans are to sleep a lot and then write porn.

Oh, and I need to pay bills.


§ ita § - Mar 11, 2005 12:10:25 pm PST #6351 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Reading Gud's weekend has tired me sufficiently that I don't think I can do any packing.

However, I'm going HOME now. Brazenly.

I may half doze for a while when I get there, and then I tear down the main computer and move it and the TiVo to the new place for cable connection.