I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 1:44:24 pm PST #6053 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I should put in an office supplies request for Tippex (White Out?) just so I can clean it up.

Jilli, I'd love to! Except for the evil empire thing (though some people may opine that my current employers are their analogue in a different industry).

Which really reminds me I need to go back to interminable PM-related paperwork. Yuck.


shrift - Mar 10, 2005 1:51:42 pm PST #6054 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Hey, was that 90 car pile up anywhere near you?

About 50 miles north of me, I think. I haven't heard much about it beyond, "Dude, did you hear about the pile up on 131?"


Karl - Mar 10, 2005 2:02:51 pm PST #6055 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

His greeting to me was a huge hug, followed by cupping my face in his hands and telling me my smile was gorgeous.

Though I'd probably try and find a less-intrusive way of telling you this, I find I can't fault the man's powers of observation.


Sheryl - Mar 10, 2005 2:15:21 pm PST #6056 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I did basically nothing productive at work today becausethe -80 freezer was off(it needed repairs, and I was told to wait 12 hours after the repairs to turn it back on) and all the stuff I needed was elsewhere.


Scrappy - Mar 10, 2005 2:18:19 pm PST #6057 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Aw, thanks, Karl. It was very sweet, but then I was a theatre major and got no prob with the nuzzle-fest that is the The-ayter.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 10, 2005 2:20:22 pm PST #6058 of 10002
What is even happening?

I should put in an office supplies request for Tippex (White Out?) just so I can clean it up.

Yes. Tippex/White-Out is much more appropriate to the situation, than a Sharpie, which was the crack I was going to make (only I was going to go Liquid Paper).

Yes here may actually equal probably not, but I'm with you in spirit.


Jesse - Mar 10, 2005 2:28:36 pm PST #6059 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have to say, my cousin was 19 or so when she married the father of one of her best friends, and they are still married, almost 15 years later. He's something like 10 years older than her father, but it works.

Not that BW and LL were doing anything other than groping, but it's not impossible to find your soul mate in a much different age group.


§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 2:30:32 pm PST #6060 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

it's not impossible to find your soul mate in a much different age group.

Is this more of your "different things work for different people" crap, woman?


Aims - Mar 10, 2005 2:31:29 pm PST #6061 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Is this more of your "different things work for different people" crap

Yeah, what's all that about? We're Buffistas. All of us the same we are.


DavidS - Mar 10, 2005 2:31:32 pm PST #6062 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey Karl!

I've finished all the Personnel filing that had been squatting on my credenza like an evil toad.

And if I'm really diligent I might get all the timesheets in their files too.

::exhales::

JZ is taking me out to dinner tonight because it's the two year anniversary of the day she accepted my proposal.

And I've got permission to leave work early tomorrow so we won't be arriving at Lee's house after midnight.